Day Planners - Librarian Edition!

[Gappy]

Inspired by Purvis' amazing 'Day Planners', now, the librarian edition!

DAY ONE

Gappy's Hopes and Dreams for the Day!
X Safely wake up and get out of the futon cupboard -Important!
X Make sure Oneesama hasn't destroyed shrine in sleep
/ Dodge Solais' 'good morning'
X Heat up mackerel from Mima for breakfast, with plenty of love~<3
X Wake up Oneesama and any companions she brought home, with affection!
X Feed them then see off said companions, with all due haste
X Clean up after Oneesama and Solais, with great alacrity!
X Pay rent into donation box, with kindness and compassion!
_ Set out to visit Arashi and give back the thing she left yesterday, with enthusiasm!
_ Go visit Forza-chan's store and inquire about the replacement desktop for Oneesama, with lots of zest!
_ Visit Ammy on the way home, pick up newspaper, provide encouragement
_ Avoid getting glomped by Moerin while out - Important
_ Prepare lunch, with plenty of love~<3
_ Feed Solais and Oneesama, enjoy watching them eat
_ Work at the farm with lots of zeal and succeed!
_ Prepare dinner, with plenty of love~<3
_ Avoid 'good night' from Solais
_ Visit the flower field for the night, prepare hopes and dreams for tomorrow~<3

Solais' Daily Divine Observations
X Morning Devotions
/ Check if Amaterasu-sama has returned from the moon, Day 821
X Say good morning to the shrine's substitute deity (819 - 2)
X Anticipate left-over mackerel for breakfast. Bring nose pin.
X Sweep courtyard
_ Eat lunch
_ Afternoon devotions
_ Check donations/rent from Gappy
_ make sure dinner is not moving, eat it
_ Evening devotions
_ Say good night to the shrine's substitute deity (814 - 7)
X Go to sleep

Xan-chan's Daily Meido to-do-list
/ Wake Lady Moerin up
/ Dodge Stein
X Make sure the fairy maids are not slacking off
X Attempt to wake up Lady Moerin for lunch
X Bring lunch to Keri-chan at the gate.
_ Capture Gappy for Lady Moerin (Attempt 931)
X Check defenses against those pesky book thieves
_ Defend the library with life
X Tuck Lady Moerin into bed
X Resist urges.

Ruro's Shiki Legs Quest Log Daily Steps Towards World Domination Daily Library Aims
X Make sure the librarians are still working for the cause
X Eat breakfast while watching librarians work for the cause
X Pay minimum salary to librarians for working for the cause
X Find someone gullible and easy to influence for the cause
X Try the shrine, Gappy or that fairy might do
_ Try the Moerin Manor, Moerin or Xan might do
_ Track down Arashi, she might do
X 'Convince' said person to become the new library administrator in the name of the cause
X Introduce said person to fellow slaves compatriots united in the cause.
X Provide 'work orientation' for new administrator
_ Eat lunch while watching librarians work for the cause
_ Go out to liberate more pieces of literature
_ Eat dinner while watching librarians work for the cause
_ Attempt invading Moerin's library, use strategy #41b (Attempt 42)

Arashi's Daily Immaculately-Formulized Plans
/ Go to the Amaterasu shrine, retrieve 'Shock and Love' vacuum Imploder device before it goes off - Important
/ Defuse 'Shock and Love' device before it goes off - Important
_ Have lunch with Forza, discuss faulty fuse used in 'Shock and Love' device.
_ Find theoretical chemical formula for 'Cucumber and Run' potion
_ Write up ingredient list
_ Prepare/find chemical ingredients

Sakana's daily steps to avoid trouble Moe moe Sakana's daily moe moe obligations to the cause
X Work for the cause
X Ask about pay for working for the cause
/ Receive pay for working for the cause
X Work for the cause
X Work for the cause
X Anticipate new administrator
/ Reassure new administrator that working as a slave librarian is not as bad as it seems the best job in the world! Be glad!
_ Work for the cause
_ Liberate literary works for the cause
_ Assist Ruro in heist liberation attempt on Moerin's library (day 42)

Ammy's Daily Scoop Targets, Achieve with all the swiftness of the Tengu!
X Finalize draft for today's edition
X Submit draft to printing press
X Check out the library's new administrator.
X Attempt to make some news
_ Write up news
_ Prepare draft for tomorrow's edition

DAY TWO

Gappy's Hopes and Dreams for the Day! Daily Obligations to the Cause...?
X Wake up and check that limbs are intact - Important
/ Identify which part of body that dull aching is coming from, with great compassion!
X Get out from under the children's books section, with great motivation!
X Rescue any other survivors, fill them with hope!
/ Provide mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to anyone who needs it, with love~<3.
X Fill in library damage report form number 66-a in duplicate and triplicate, decorate edge with doodles of flowers and hearts~<3
/ Find new boss, give in first ever report, yay!
_ Order building supplies from Forza-chan, charge expenses to library, with outstanding alacrity!
_ Find Ana-chan, hire her services to rebuild the library. Charge expenses to the library, with great enthusiasm!
_ Find Nwbi-chan, do the same, with even greater enthusiasm!
_ Shelter librarians at the shrine for the time being

Solais' Daily Divine Observations
_ Morning Devotions
/ Check if Amaterasu-sama has returned from the moon, Day 822
_ Say good morning to the shrine's substitute deity (820 - 2)
X Anticipate nothing for breakfast, eat whatever is available
/ Find/Rescue Gappy
_ Sweep courtyard
X Drag Akane out to MJP's Chinese stand for lunch
_ Afternoon devotions
X Check donations/rent from Gappy
X Drag Akane out to Mima's for dinner
_ Evening devotions
_ Say good night to the shrine's substitute deity (814 - 7)
X Go to sleep

Ruro's Shiki Legs Quest Log Daily Steps Towards World Domination Daily Library Aims Revenge Hit List
X Vow bloody vengeance strawberry-flavoured justice upon whoever did this.
X Get tuna out of face.
X Get out from under the law and morality section.
/ Find Ammy
/ Find Arashi
/ Find Gappy
/ Find Sakana
_ Maim! Destroy! Kill!
_ Deal strawberry-flavoured justice!
_ Make them show their legs for what they've done!

Arashi's Daily Immaculately-Formulized Plans Arashi's Escape Plans
X BREATHE! Use the 'Kiss of Life' artificial life support system - Important!
/ Make face stop hurting
X Utilize the 'Drill-Thrill' drill-gun to escape from under rubble
X Avoid Ruro's wrath/leg fetish
X Escape back to laboratory
X Pack up for a month-long expedition to Gensokyo
X Call Nitori, ask to bunk at her place for a month
_ Activate 'Trick or Sneak' optical camo and escape through the nearest river

Sakana's daily steps to avoid trouble Moe moe Sakana's daily moe moe obligations to the cause Sakana's Survival Targets
_ Work for the cause
_ Ask about pay for working for the cause
_ Receive pay for working for the cause
_ Work for the cause
_ Work for the cause
_ Liberate literary works for the cause
/ Make headache go away
X Find the encyclopedia of mushrooms
X Dig way out of the botanical section using encyclopedia of mushrooms
/ Find tuna-half
X Grab Gappy
/ Find work-leave form
X If it doesn't exist, make one
X Fill in said form
X Escape before Ruro gets out
X Find a good place to lie low for a few months

Xan-chan's Daily Meido to-do-list
/ Wake Lady Moerin up
/ Dodge Stein
X Make sure the fairy maids are not slacking off
X Attempt to wake up Lady Moerin for lunch
X Bring lunch to Keri-chan at the gate.
X Capture Gappy for Lady Moerin (Attempt 932)
X Check defenses against those pesky book thieves
X Defend the library with life
X Tuck Lady Moerin into bed
/ Resist urges.

Ammy's Daily Scoop Targets, Achieve with all the swiftness of the Tengu! Ammy's Internship Aims and Objectives, achieve with all the haste and cautioness of the Tengu!
X Finalize draft for today's edition
X Check for concussions/serious damage
X Dust off wings
X Get out from under the geography section
X Escape the library
X Plan a month long intership in Gensokyo
X Send a letter to Aya explaining need for temporary job and board
_ Escape, with all the swiftness of the Tengu!

[Dead Princess Sakana]

I have not read it yet, but I think I can already say: What the hell, Gappy  :V

[Hello Purvis]

Better have my royalties soon.

You know what I want >=[

[Gappy]

Better have my royalties soon.

You know what I want >=[

Yep, it'll be on the way soon, as soon as work's done ^^

[Dead Princess Sakana]

Aaand....finished.

Our Library... ;_;

As expected, wonderful work, Gappy. I love that Day Planners style, because it makes things easy to read while still giving lots of info.

I look forward to more...LOTS MORE. Or you'll be liberated~

[Solais]

* Neko-Yosei shoots greetings at Gappy.

"Anticipate nothing for breakfast, eat whatever is available"
Also, you really hit the point there, it's really my way of having breakfast/lunch/dinner.

[Sana]

So....did the library explode? :S

[OkashiiKisei]

So....did the library explode? :S

My guess' is that Arashi's 'Shock and Love' gadget blew up and took out a decent portion of the Librabry with it, much to Ruro's dismay.

Also, Gappy, I hoped someone would do something like this :* I had the idea in my head for a time when I read Purvis' version, but I thought the idea would be frowned upon That, and Purvis would probably demand taxes for copyright infridgement.

[Thata no Guykoro]

This is also quite entertaining to read. GOOD SHOW!

[Alfred F. Jones]

Ruro's Shiki Legs Quest Log Daily Steps Towards World Domination Daily Library Aims Revenge Hit List
X Vow bloody vengeance strawberry-flavoured justice upon whoever did this.
_ Maim! Destroy! Kill!
_ Deal strawberry-flavoured justice!
_ Make them show their legs for what they've done!

Unsurprisingly, I have the best priorities. :3

[Gappy]

DAY THREE

Gappy's Hopes and Dreams for the Day! Daily Obligations to the Cause...?
/ Gratefully turn down Moerin's generosity and hospitality, with genuine love and gratitude!
/ Avoid getting hugged by Moerin, with zeal!
/ Avoid getting smothered by Moerin, with enthusiasm!
/ Avoid getting ribs broken by Moerin, with outstanding willpower!
/ Avoid getting eaten by Nobu's pet snake, with kindness and compassion!
/ Escape Moerin Manor, fueled with hope and dreams!
_ Find new boss, give in first ever report, yay!
_ Order building supplies from Forza-chan, charge expenses to library, with outstanding alacrity!
_ Find Ana-chan, hire her services to rebuild the library. Charge expenses to the library, with great enthusiasm!
_ Find Nwbi-chan, do the same, with even greater enthusiasm!
_ Shelter librarians at the shrine for the time being

Solais' Daily Divine Observations
_ Morning Devotions
/ Check if Amaterasu-sama has returned from the moon, Day 823
X Prepare Gappy-plushie as Gappy's substitute
X Say good morning to the shrine's substitute deity (820 - 2)
X Anticipate nothing for breakfast, heat up take-away from Mima's seafood stall
/ Find/Rescue Gappy (Day 2)
_ Sweep courtyard
_ Drag Akane out to Matsuri's pet store for lunch
_ Afternoon devotions
_ Check donations
_ Drag Akane out to Mima's for dinner
_ Evening devotions
_ Say good night to the shrine's substitute deity (814 - 7)
_ Go to sleep

Sana's Things to Remember to Remember
/ Wake up and find out where on earth I am
/ Find something to eat
/ Find people to ask directions from
/ Find road signs
/ Find signs of civilization
/ Stop being lost
X Be Lost
X Achieve SOMETHING today

Arashi's Daily Immaculately-Formulized Plans Arashi's IMPROVISED Escape Plans
X Wake up and find out why I'm lying in a ditch
X Check that I'm still viable for marriage
_ Turn on 'Trick or Sneak' Optical Camouflage
_ Turn on 'RuroDar' satellite tracking system
/ Locate belongings and escape equipment
XFind safe hiding place

Sakana's daily steps to avoid trouble Moe moe Sakana's daily moe moe obligations to the cause Sakana's Survival Targets
_ Work for the cause
_ Ask about pay for working for the cause
_ Receive pay for working for the cause
_ Work for the cause
_ Work for the cause
_ Liberate literary works for the cause
/ Get broom marks off butt
/ Get out of Moerin's dungeon
_ Avoid that crazy maid
_ Rescue poor Gappy
_ Find tuna-half
_ Find out why tuna-half is feeling all weird
/ Lay low for the day

Purv's Stuf to go DoWn on
/ SeE iF sum o dat KaPpa's sTuFf is fLamabLe
X fiNd sumThiN to BurN 4 DruM Fire
X FeNcE KapPa's StuFf
X ProViDe mEdIcaL ExperTisE, GeT MunIeS
X PROFIT
X BuY sUm TakE-AwAy StuFf wiTh Meet innit FroM thAt ChInA WomAn
X ShArE FooD wItH FaTmuS
X Go tO MoDe's GamBlinGHouSe
/ WiN BiG

Xan-chan's Daily Meido to-do-list
X Get untied
/ Get Lady Moerin to let go of Gappy for breakfast
/ Dodge Stein
X Make sure the fairy maids are not slacking off
/ Attempt to prise Lady Moerin off Gappy for lunch, try crowbar
X Bring lunch to Keri-chan at the gate.
/ Attempt to unstick Lady Moerin from Gappy, try powerdrill
X Check defenses against those pesky book thieves
/ Attempt to separate Lady Moerin from Gappy for dinner, try tractor
X Feed left-over tuna to prisoner.
X Attempt to remove Gappy, try Lady Nobu's snake
/ Defend the library with life
_ Tuck Lady Moerin into bed
_ Resist urges.

Ruro's Shiki Legs Quest Log Daily Steps Towards World Domination Daily Library Aims Revenge Hit List
X Renew vow to bring down bloody vengeance strawberry-flavoured justice upon whoever did this.
X 'Interview' Solais and Akane
/ Find out where Gappy is
X Eat lunch at MJP's, find out rumours
X Attempt torturing Sakana's tuna-half with a feather duster to get her to come back
/ Find Sakana
/ Find Ammy
/ Find Arashi
_ Make them show their legs for what they've done!
_ Make them show more than just their legs for the extra pain they've done.

X Investigate rumour that Moerin has been hunting for Gappy
X Infiltrate Moerin Manor, use strategy #42b, improvise using tuna-half
X Find Gappy
X Find Sakana
_ Make them show their legs for what they've done!
_ Make them show more than just their legs for the extra pain they've done.

Ammy's Daily Scoop Targets, Achieve with all the swiftness of the Tengu! Ammy's Internship Aims and Objectives, achieve with all the haste and cautioness of the Tengu!
/ Make headache go away
/ X Get out of bird cage
_ Get to Gensokyo and meet Aya

Another day for courage and valour for Valentia
X Be brave, Valentia!
X Be good, Valentia!
X Save that poor tengu from last night, Valentia!
/ Don't get hurt, Valentia!

[Maid Xan~]

^_^

I like this ^_^

[sammy t coleridge]

_ Resist urges.

This is awesome.

[Pesco]

That task isn't crossed off, so he didn't resist urges

[Maid Xan~]

That task isn't crossed off, so he didn't resist urges

More accurately, did not attempt to. It would have been / had I simply failed.

[Esifex]

lolbandwagon

Meanwhile, one patron to the library has gone unseen. This is not to be mistaken as un-existing, for that would be one 'librarian' and not patron. Instead, one unfortunate soul

Esifex's Plans That Haven't Been Leeched from Somebody Else's Mind
X  Stop narrating things when it hurts so much
X  Confirm that location has not changed, just surroundings
/  Narrate something
_  Get something to eat
/  Confirm rumor on digestability of books
_  Find out why legs still won't work after being unburied
_  Find other survivors
_  Find whoever thought giving books vitality would be a good idea and introduce him to Hannibal's Cookbook
X  Successfully fend off rabid book attacks
_  Herausfinden, welcher Idiot die Bibliothek gesprengt hat


Being that the rest of us who helped summarize are just honorary librarians, but not full librarians, it wouldn't make sense to make another Day Planners for just the... what, three of us?

I don't plan to really go anywhere with this, just wanted to see if I could figure it out. (Short answer: I should stick to normal narratives)

<Sakana> Sorry, I just had to 

[Dead Princess Sakana]

what, three of us?

Four. You, Tylt, Sen and Copy.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Rou's List Of Stupid Stuff To Do Today
_ Get off ass and work on Rising Star update
/ Get off ass and work on entry for the Writing Challenge
_ Get off ass and remind the other librarians I still exist
_ Get changed
_ Get breakfast
/ Get off ass and do research into newfound ability to survive off pencil shavings

[Gappy]

You know, I was thinking about writing in the other librarians.

Problem is:
a) I haven't read the whole of Sakana's librarian adventures
b) I don't have the time to do (a) as I'm currently (supposed to be) working on some serious work XD

You know, quick bios on each librarian would help.

[Pesco]

Rou's List Of Stupid Stuff To Do Today
_ Get off ass and work on Rising Star update
/ Get off ass and work on entry for the Writing Challenge
_ Get off ass and remind the other librarians I still exist
_ Get changed
_ Get breakfast
/ Get off ass and do research into newfound ability to survive off pencil shavings
X Obey Pesco

Fixed

[Esifex]

_  Herausfinden, welcher Idiot die Bibliothek gesprengt hat

That works, too.

Also,

* Esifex is shamed that (s)he does not know nearly as much German as (s)he ought to, being a full-blooded German.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

lawlz, why would I destroy the shrine while I sleep? I am a ....

oh wait, my boobs grow exponentially when I get nightmares.

[Bias Bus]

my boobs grow exponentially when I get nightmares.

[Solais]

lawlz, why would I destroy the shrine while I sleep? I am a ....

oh wait, my boobs grow exponentially when I get nightmares.

* Solais drags AF out of the shrine.

[Moerin]

Ufufu, I knew getting AF to shack up in Solais' shrine would pay off~

* Moerin goes back to hugging Gappy-chan~<3

[Maid Xan~]

Ufufu, I knew getting AF to shack up in Solais' shrine would pay off~

* Moerin goes back to hugging Gappy-chan~<3

Just as planned, milady?

[ES-Anthy]

I guess my job class changed to random wandering Evil spirit to Carpenter Evil Spirit. :p

[Hello Purvis]

Best post. And that's saying something because this fic is pretty amusing.

X Go tO MoDe's GamBlinGHouSe
/ WiN BiG

Perfect.

[Maid Xan~]

Gappy-san! What happens today?

[Gappy]

Gappy-san! What happens today?

...I work...? ^^;;