Weekly Writing Challenge Thread the First

[Kips McKipzerson]

oh shit
i forgot the fedoras again
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

[Ryuu]

Ryuu needs to make an entry
like now
it could just be like

Marisa: this town sucks
everyone else: OMFG IM MAFIA BANG BANG BANG
Marisa: OHNOOOOOOOOOOOOO ded

best fanfic ever?

oh okay

this is officially my entry


sakyuan was siting in her detctive office wearin a fedra and drinkan wishkey. it was raning. it always ranned in thsi city because it was a sad sity and it awlways rained in sad citys. anyway sakyun smokked her sigar and thougt about how she had a csae to find a missing chidl and then she swa the child die and it was very sad. it was ranning then to. the kid's name was remila scarlet. and now she was dead.

sakyu sadly drank her wiskey in a sad way. it was sad. sakaya was sad beacuse the child died. so she smoked and drank becase she was sad. nd then a women from china waked in

"skayua-san u cant be sad anymor" china gilr said

"shtu up stupid meiling"

"no you don't unndrstand the girl is a live."

"wat"

"yes she is on the crner of 6th and 4th go look sakyan" so sakyua left.

when skya got there she saw the girl who had died except wasn't dead anymore wearing a fedroa and carrying a tomy gun

"wat is da meanin of dis" sayuka shotted

"i was trikin u all along" remalia smerks "now it is time 4 u to die" and then she fired hr gun

"oh no!!!!!!!" sayua shotted again and she stopt tmie befor the bollets culd hit her

"what no this can't be!!!!" remiya yelled as time was stopted and then sakyua kill her

"this is a sad city.........." skyua stared up in2 the ran with the chidl's blod on her hands..........

the end

[MaxKnight]

I enjoyed reading your story to the end. Do you have any idea how much talent that takes? You have to be incredible with the pacing to hold my interest.

(I'm a bit jealous of everyone else's writing energy myself. I could never have fun writing the long, descriptive paragraphs Rou does, and I can barely hold any scene for half the length of Rou's short without losing interest. In the time Rou spends covering one hour of Mokou's office my one-shot would have become an overarching epic with multiple plot lines and no end in sight.)

I myself don't have a proof reader.

Yeah, I don't have a proofreader, nor do I really do much proofreading myself, other than a rudimentary look-through to make sure I've spelled everything right and that it sounds right in my head.  I rarely rewrite something that's currently in process, and only started rewriting those other two fics of mine in order to improve the story for future continuance.

I um...  okay, it's a little embarrassing to hear you say that about my story, especially considering how long it took me to write it. >_>  Actually, both of the stories I've submitted to this challenge so far took little planning and effort, even though I had to actually look up what noir was supposed to be.

Heh, don't kick yourself Maxperson.  You did fine.

I guess I'll always be disparaging of my own work. :P

story

This is brilliant.

[Suikama]

oh okay

this is officially my entry


sakyuan was siting in her detctive office wearin a fedra and drinkan wishkey. it was raning. it always ranned in thsi city because it was a sad sity and it awlways rained in sad citys. anyway sakyun smokked her sigar and thougt about how she had a csae to find a missing chidl and then she swa the child die and it was very sad. it was ranning then to. the kid's name was remila scarlet. and now she was dead.

sakyu sadly drank her wiskey in a sad way. it was sad. sakaya was sad beacuse the child died. so she smoked and drank becase she was sad. nd then a women from china waked in

"skayua-san u cant be sad anymor" china gilr said

"shtu up stupid meiling"

"no you don't unndrstand the girl is a live."

"wat"

"yes she is on the crner of 6th and 4th go look sakyan" so sakyua left.

when skya got there she saw the girl who had died except wasn't dead anymore wearing a fedroa and carrying a tomy gun

"wat is da meanin of dis" sayuka shotted

"i was trikin u all along" remalia smerks "now it is time 4 u to die" and then she fired hr gun

"oh no!!!!!!!" sayua shotted again and she stopt tmie befor the bollets culd hit her

"what no this can't be!!!!" remiya yelled as time was stopted and then sakyua kill her

"this is a sad city.........." skyua stared up in2 the ran with the chidl's blod on her hands..........

the end

how moving :qq:

[Kips McKipzerson]

oh okay

this is officially my entry


sakyuan was siting in her detctive office wearin a fedra and drinkan wishkey. it was raning. it always ranned in thsi city because it was a sad sity and it awlways rained in sad citys. anyway sakyun smokked her sigar and thougt about how she had a csae to find a missing chidl and then she swa the child die and it was very sad. it was ranning then to. the kid's name was remila scarlet. and now she was dead.

sakyu sadly drank her wiskey in a sad way. it was sad. sakaya was sad beacuse the child died. so she smoked and drank becase she was sad. nd then a women from china waked in

"skayua-san u cant be sad anymor" china gilr said

"shtu up stupid meiling"

"no you don't unndrstand the girl is a live."

"wat"

"yes she is on the crner of 6th and 4th go look sakyan" so sakyua left.

when skya got there she saw the girl who had died except wasn't dead anymore wearing a fedroa and carrying a tomy gun

"wat is da meanin of dis" sayuka shotted

"i was trikin u all along" remalia smerks "now it is time 4 u to die" and then she fired hr gun

"oh no!!!!!!!" sayua shotted again and she stopt tmie befor the bollets culd hit her

"what no this can't be!!!!" remiya yelled as time was stopted and then sakyua kill her

"this is a sad city.........." skyua stared up in2 the ran with the chidl's blod on her hands..........

the end

I am in lesbians with you
< 3

[Suikama]

I am in lesbians with you
< 3

nom anf i  ofund her fist

[Kips McKipzerson]

nko salves s min

[Unassuming Squid]

Ryuu won. You can all go home now, there won't be any need to see the results.

[Ryuu]

nko salves s min

i m nt slbas

[Kips McKipzerson]

i no hat
salves <3

[Suikama]

adn then ruyu  toki of hsa make and HE WAS SLANBES!

 

and then alsb said I WON THE CONTST NWO WHRES MY PCKEY BUT then athere awjas no pokwy so slaves left

[Kips McKipzerson]

adn then ruyu  toki of hsa make and HE WAS SLANBES!

 

okay even I couldn't understand that
i'll just assume it has something to do with raymoo and her fedora for an ear

[capt. h]

story

:flamingv:

[Easy Mode]

you guys shut up about my babby or i will fokin PUCH YOU.

this is a threat.

[Suikama]

thn modee cmae and wuz leik OMG U PREPS STPOP TLAKNG BOUT MAH BABBY SLABASOFASJADA RIIGHT NOWWW!!!!!!11!

OF ELE I WLIL BSTU CPA IN UR AZZ!

an den ever1 wuz leik AOOMGN NO WAIIII

2 b cuntinued...............

[Kips McKipzerson]

thn modee cmae and wuz leik OMG U PREPS STPOP TLAKNG BOUT MAH BABBY SLABASOFASJADA RIIGHT NOWWW!!!!!!11!

OF ELE I WLIL BSTU CPA IN UR AZZ!

an den ever1 wuz leik AOOMGN NO WAIIII

2 b cuntinued...............

This should be in the fucking new york post.

[capt. h]

you guys shut up about my babby or i will fokin PUCH YOU.

this is a threat.

What "babby"? You haven't even posted anything for us to make fun of.

[Esifex]

Slabls is her babby.

Also, for those who are interested, most of my Librarian work involves proofreading for folks - I haven't done much summarizing since I was last asked to by the other Librarians.
Also I (sort of) manage Koakuma's Grand Bookstore, in that I run through the completed stories and convert them over to .epub files so folks can downlload them to their Sony Reader, Barnes & Nobles Nook, or Amazon Kindle. Maybe iPad, too, I dunno. .epub is the universal eReader filetype, though, with the exception of Kindle, because Amazon loves to be proprietary and give everyone who bought a Kindle a big middle finger and scream 'YOU'RE SCREWED NOW, BUDDY, YOU GOTS TA BUY FROM US'

tl;dr - Esi is a proofreader in his spare time, and is available to all.
I will read it, check it for spelling and grammar errors, and send it back. Critiques are more time-consuming, so if you want feedback on something, don't expect an immediate reply while I pick it apart.
Instead, your friendly neighborhood Iced will GLADLY and WILLINGLY take every single story ever and give them solid critiques and analysis. You don't even have to ask! Just send it to him :derp:

[Iced Fairy]

Instead, your friendly neighborhood Iced will GLADLY and WILLINGLY take every single story ever and give them solid critiques and analysis. You don't even have to ask! Just send it to him :derp:

Ahahahahahahaha....

I'm going to kill you Esi.

[capt. h]

Instead, your friendly neighborhood Iced will GLADLY and WILLINGLY take every single story ever and give them solid critiques and analysis. You don't even have to ask! Just send it to him :derp:

Every story?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2053520/1/Latias_Journey

[Suikama]

Welp time to flood Iced's pm box :smug:

[capt. h]

Every story?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2053520/1/Latias_Journey

I know you never explain the joke, but it's an interesting story.

Latias Journey is among the longest fics at over a million words. It also has a sequel, Brave New World. This story is also about pokemon, but it smashes the length of Latias Journey to pieces with 1,500,000 words

Here is a Teen Titan fic at 2,500,000 words

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4778437/1/These_Black_Eyes

And finally, a Smash Bros. fic that exceeds 3,000,000 words.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The_Subspace_Emissarys_Worlds_Conquest

[Suikama]

I know you never explain the joke, but it's an interesting story.

Latias Journey is among the longest fics at over a million words. It also has a sequel, Brave New World. This story is also about pokemon, but it smashes the length of Latias Journey to pieces with 1,500,000 words

Here is a Teen Titan fic at 2,500,000 words

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4778437/1/These_Black_Eyes

And finally, a Smash Bros. fic that exceeds 3,000,000 words.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The_Subspace_Emissarys_Worlds_Conquest

Hope you have a lot of free time Iced :smug:

[Iced Fairy]

Alright.  Just for this I'm going to go with Robot Masters when I start my evil reign.  And they'll have lame names and stupid powers so you'll feel bad for using the proper weapons to get through my castle.

[Esifex]

It's official, folks, there's a deadline extension.

If you feel like refining and reposting your entry, go ahead, just make sure you mention that you want your revised copy judged and not the original!

[Kips McKipzerson]

Alright.  Just for this I'm going to go with Robot Masters when I start my evil reign.  And they'll have lame names and stupid powers so you'll feel bad for using the proper weapons to get through my castle.

Oh oh oh I know.
Make a robot master that when you get its power
YOU SPIN LIKE A BALLERINA

[Esifex]

Oh, hey, by the way, Sect-

...Collateral?

[Conqueror]

It's official, folks, there's a deadline extension.

Just wondering, how long?

[Kips McKipzerson]

Just wondering, how long?

thats what she said
I'd think a good.... 5 days maybe?

[Esifex]

Just wondering, how long?

Hmm, good question.
Let's see here...
Carry the 3...
Solve for y...

IT'S FOUR!... wait, that doesn't make any sense.

Deadline extension once again - Saturday, March 19th

Why Saturday? So we have a full day to spend reading and judging.