Alright, I took a shower to give myself some time to think and this is what I'm coming up with.
Even though it seems like Darkie could've been roleblocked or something, I still don't trust him. That only cleared up the role shenanigans issue- he's still claimed doc, doubled back on what he said his role can do, has nothing to show for himself actually being doc, and didn't protect the person who would have made a lot of sense to protect. I'm too suspicious of him to believe he's a real doc, and in fact I half expect him to redefine what his role can do again if he lives long enough.
While I don't trust Conq entirely, I will say this much: I think what he said about his bulletproof vest was true. I have no idea what kind of complicated plan would involve lying about that, especially since he claimed his vest was taken before Darkie mentioned who he supposedly protected. I imagine he's either a bulletproof townie or a bulletproof SK (probably the SK,) and I guess with this many potential kills a bulletproof scum would actually fit in too, but I don't get scum vibes from him so much as SK vibes. I don't really believe in myself enough to act on that though, especially since I can't figure out why I can see him so easily as a SK, so I'll leave it be.
(Also I don't really know too much about third party interactions so I don't know if I should be more or less worried about this than I am right now, but I think it's alright to leave him up to the mafia?)
As for other players, SB did kinda go along with the 1v1 idea surprisingly quickly so I'm not as confident he's town anymore, but I don't know where that leaves him for me. Oarfish strikes me as maybe town on the basis of not really resembling how I'd imagine a new player would act as scum. I still can't figure out what it is that people are gleaming from NNR's one post though and I feel like I'm missing something there.
Also, based on his most recent posts I'm pretty sure Serela is town. I don't think a mafia member would display such a vested interest in clearing up misunderstandings.