OK, my turn.
I never had more than five minutes to reply to the thread until now so I couldn't get my points across clearly. It's really frustrating. So I'm going to get the most annoying stuff out of the way first, in no particular order.
Serela
Coloring SkyPaladin as green might be a little overzealous, too, even if I'm also inclined to think he's town; I wouldn't go anywhere near saying he's confirmed as such.
Schezo
Coloring your nonconfirmed self as town also invalidates it. Since you know we all consider our individual self town.
I'm sorry, I should have colored myself black, because I don't know my own role. OF COURSE I COLORED IT GREEN. What, did you want me to do it like this?
Day 1
Raikaria ( - SB, Kilgamayan, Sky_Paladin,
Zakeri, BT, Schezo, Cheez8,
Raikaria (LYNCH!)
Serela (2) -
ActionDan, BigBangMeteorSky_Paladin (2) -
Darkninjaabc, I have no nameNekoRex (1) -
DormioNot Voting (2): NekoRex, Serela
Day 2
ActionDan (7) - Schezo,
Darkninjaabc, NekoNekoRex,
I have no name, Zakeri, Serela, Cheez8 (Lynch!)
Zakeri (5) -
Kilgamayan, Serious Bananas, ActionDan, Dormio, Sky_Paladin
How does that help us? Oh great, I guess it does give away who I think the scums are, and by coincidence, they are voting me day 1 again. Goddamnit people. My first game, scum voted for me day 1. My second game, scum voted for me day 1. My third game, scum voted for me day 1. Please get a new strategy. This is getting old.
Schezo
I feel Dormio might have been scum moreso than town looking at that. But it's worthless to look at it and color and go, "well here's some conclusions" since Dormio's flip isn't known.
I guess this is a fair point. I mean, it's obvious that town needs to have a role that can kill somebody and hide their color and role. Because townies often need to lie about their role so they can easily fake their way out of a counterclaim from the scum, right?
Liar, you lie! There is no possible feasible way that this is a townie role. This is such a bold faced lie I had to reconsider my scum picks.
This is a janitor ability, right? It's used to give scum the role of a player secretly so they can say "oh right I am the doctor" (or whatever role Dormio was) and now there's nobody to counterclaim. Of course it's a scum role. OF COURSE ITS A SCUM KILL. Scum don't kill their own dudes, right? I think that's a fair assumption.
So of course Dormio is green. There's no other reasonable conclusion. This game is not bastard. There can be no secret ITP faction that needs to hide. It's straight up town vs scum. Don't just bullshit your way out of a solution that isn't convenient for you. I think you are a smart guy but if you want to entertain any other possibility that Dormio was town then I am forced to consider you as less than a smart guy. This is pretty painful coming from the guy with the Cirno avatar, but there you are.
Why do I feel like I have to hold people's hands to get through this, ugh...
DNA
blah blah blah I am an ITP blah blah blah now I'm a vig blah blah blah oh wait people are paying attention to me, better come up with a better lie.
Kilga
Sky Paladin: DNA didn't shoot Dormio because he isn't a vig. Even if you missed the DNA post where this came to light there were sufficiently many reactions from other players that you really should have noticed this.
DNA said a lot of things. I read them all. The first time, I chose to ignore it because I thought 'well it's RVS'. The second time I thought 'Hey nobody seemed to notice, let's not call out the vig publically and give it away to the scums'. Then suddenly everybody was all over it and I was sigh never mind. The reason I asked DNA if he shot SB was because night 1, there was 1 night kill. Now we have two? It means:
On night 1, there was two hits, and the doctor saved somebody. That means the doc knows somebody who is definitely town...if there's a doc.
Or it means night 2, somebody in town got a bit trigger happy.
I specifically mentioned DNA because I'm pretty sure he's scum and I wanted to see what new and creative lie he would come up with this time.
Mirai
- I think that Zakeri and Darkninjaabc should die first, just my personal opinion.
ME TOO.
RGGH just...rage...
Next.
Zakeri
Also, I'm going to continue to assume there are three mafia in the game, regardless of how likely it was that Dormio was one of them.
#1 - We know Dormio was not scum because that is retarded.
#2 - We know there are three scum because it is not LYLO today. There are nine players. If there were four scum, today is LYLO. Therefore, there are three scum. Technically there could also be two.
#3 - But since you're my top scumpick, I'm pretty sure you know exactly how many scums there are.
Okay, next.
Why Zakeri is scum:
#1 - his net contribution so far amounts to 'lets vote for Sky because it was cool on day 1'. To be fair I skimmed his posts and it is popular for scum to vote for me on day 1. Curiously, Zakeri didn't. That's actually the strongest point against him being scum, ironically.
#2 - Zakeri literally didn't show up in any kind of force until his neck was on the line in the last six hours of day 2.
#3 - Zakeri refused to role claim and had to get Serela to do it for him. What the hell. If you are town, don't get other people to do it for you. Aren't you a towny? If you're towny, make your own fucking defense! Why make Serela risk his neck for you? Now if Zak flips red, people are going to go 'Hmm well Serela is his buddy.' No thank you. Serela doesn't read scum. That was an awful bus. But you couldn't get IHNN to bus for you because he is your scumbuddy, the only hapless towny left in your thread was Serela.
#4 - Out of the people voting for Zakeri, three of them are confirmed town. Of course you can say 'Well Kilga is only town because you said he is town, Sky. And your alignment isn't known'. I know my alignment. I know my cop result. So I can colour them all green. The end. Is there another cop? Do a check on me. Oh it comes back green, they will still say "Well maybe Sky is the godfather". Maybe Kilga is the godfather. So many what-ifs. I'm going to go with what I personally know until I see some compelling reason to distrust Kilga. Like a really bad scum slip or he doesn't vote for a scum that flips. You should do the same for me.
#5 - Out of the people voting for Zakeri yesterday, two of them suddenly caught a case of dead. Why didn't they shoot Kilga? Because he is a confirmed townie and probably has the doctor on him. Why didn't they shoot Sky? Because I have mystery box #3 and they don't know what it does so they are going to try and lynch me or kill everyone else instead. But hey what's the very next thing Zak does? Whoops, it's a vote for Sky! How fucking convenient.
#6 - Let's go back to the start of the day. No wait, let's go back to the end of day 2, because that's where the story starts.
Serela
Zakeri you better have a cool post ready for when night ends. (I'm pretty sure scum aren't so afraid of our QT that they'll kill you >_>)
Zak
I'm on post 185 of my full read right now
but let's vote for Sky even though I am only halfway through day 1. "It's okay, I already made my decision, now I need to justify it."
Zak
Serela is also town, and my bestest buddie, so the rest of the team has to be hiding in posts I haven't read yet,
Hey let's make it clear Serela is my buddy so if I die, take him with me, right.
Zak
I've been at this for 2 hours.
Sky
Then I'll wait to see the re-read before posting my judgement Although I have to say, you had all night phase to do your read and typing. Why wait until the day phase to start it again?
Serela made this same point. Just saying.
Then finally,
from Zak, a beautiful and decisive analysis appears.
Schezo, do you have anything on Nameless other than the fact that he decided to reread before voting?
In fact you're doing the exact same thing, putting off a vote just to make a cheapshot at somebody else.
TWO FUCKING HOURS
YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.
Zak's so called 'case' on me amounts to little more than ...I don't know. I don't know. Why are you voting me, Zak? You didn't finish your read. You stopped reading, as far as I can tell, early day 1. Have you not been keeping up with events? Have you not been watching the thread? Have you been so busy in between your scum quicktopic and your neighbours quick topic that you forgot to play the game?
I said I would wait. I would say twelve hours constitutes as 'waiting'. Welp! Time up!
Zakeri
Your new reasoning has less holes in it at least.
Your damn right it doesn't.
JUDGEMENT = GUILTY***
Schezo vs NNR
Oh you two
All you've done all game is snipe at each other. MAKE OUT ALREADY. None of you are scum. Focus on the real battle.
***
Next.
What do Kilga, Schezo, and Sky all have in common? Is it the letter a? Is it that all of them start with S? Is it that they all are secretly super heroes who fight crime at night while dressed up as magical princesses? Is it that they are all secretly scums? No, the thing in common is they all want to kill (somebody) and then I Have No Name after that.
LETS PLAY A GAME
The game is called
Lynch I Have No Name, since we all think he's scum, then go for associative reads. Tip - It'll be DNA or Zak.
Also, I just lost The Game! You're welcome!
Yaaaaah.
Well, that felt good. Getting all that out. Now I need to knock back a mango milkshake and think about how the hell to use OpenGL shaders.