>Institute an international Konami Chiptunes Day.
4: The day is set to the 8th July every year. The Day is met with mixed responses, but hey, so's International Spicy Foods Day.
> Roll a snake eyes
3: You roll a single 1, and when no-one is looking, flip the other die over to a 1. Unfortunately, Nuffle is always watching. He decides not to take action this time.
> Eye a snake rolling.
5: You see a baby anaconda rolling in the grass. This surprisingly cute sight is sure to inspire you in the future! [+1 to next roll!]
> restart roll to dAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHH
> obtain CATACLYSM MUFFIN
5: While a 5 would usually be a success outright, as you yourself know, one does not simply obtain the CATACLYSM MUFFIN. You find a recipe for it. You need THE FLOUR OF THE FOUR SEASONS, THE EGG OF AGONY, THE SUGAR OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN, and finally, THE OVEN OF HELLFIRE.
However, you have found someone who knows the location of one of the items required, which will save you time and effort getting it! [+1 to next roll]
>learn endless magic
4: Your MP has increased to Infinity. Unfortunately you do not have any spells learnt yet. Only infinite mana to cast.
>Tie my shoe.
2: You do so, but somehow manage to put out your back as you bend over. [-1 to next roll]
>Try to summon a companion (preferably a Touhou) to keep us company in this barren, grassy plain.. Loneliness sucks!
2: Nothing happens. You need to learn theLv 4 Summoning Magic: LOLIGA to summon Touhous.
"Jim, did you hear about the new Blood Bowl league in Gensokyo?"
"Yes I did Bob. Isn't that the land ruled by little girls?"
"Indeed Jim, but these little girls are ferocious! Think Wardancers or Witch Elves the size of Skinks!"
"I'd rather not Bob. You know how I feel about Skinks."
5: Your discussion manages to be heard by Yukari, who quickly brings Bloodbowl to Gensokyo. The two teams that are most promiment are the Oni Earthshakers, who are captained by none other than Yuugi, and the Iceshard Rollers, a fairy team led by Cirno. Oni are good at Bloodbowl because they are tough and like juggernaughts, while fairies... can't really die.
You get a lot of entertainment from watching it, and royalties too! [+1 to next roll]
>Negotiate the reunion of Savage Garden.
6: You negotiate the reunion of the Austraian Pop Rock duo. Unfortunately, they only 'reunite' because Jones, driven by envy, decided to take an axe to Hayes' head. The reunion was brief. And bloody.
> Reload relationship with Mystia from the save data of previous Roll to Dodge installments.
1: All the save data is deleted. Somehow you end up with Yamane clinging to you as well. Wait... isn't she dangerous to be around?
Roll to Dodge!3: Proximity to the Spider youkai with the power to inflict illnesses gives you a cold, before she realizes the situation and turns her ability off. [-1 to next roll]
> Become a dryad.
3: You become a Dryad. Unfortunately, the transformation leaves one arm as human. It's also somewhat painful.
>Obtain a monopoly over everything people would ever buy.
4: You become Mr.Monopoly, and therefor automatically have all the monies and everything monies can buy.
> Summon three monsters in a single turn.
6: You do more than that! Through a convoluted chain of cards, you manage to summon 8 monsters in a single turn! Unfortunately, you very quickly get thrown out because at the end you summoned Dark Strike Fighter, which is banned, for an OTK.
>Sharpen My Axe
2: You try to sharpen your axe, but the axe breaks as you do it. Small spinters get stuck in your hand, which, while not doing anything serious, are painful. [-1 to next roll]
>SHANK THE WALL
6: You stab the wall with a knife.
Suddenly, the wall develops a face and eyes, and yells "I've had enough with being Shanked! How do you like it?", and stabs you.
Roll to Dodge!4: You evade the angry wall's knife, with a very slight scratch.
> Call upon the mighty powers of Dan Brown!
2: Nothing happens. Probobly because Dan Brown has no powers.
>Kill Raikaria.
6: You attack Raikaria vigorously, in violation of the rules saying you cannot do something that would cause a game over until Day 5, as the death of the GM would leave no-one to update. But screw that you rolled a 6!
Raikaria must Roll to Dodge!4: Raikaria uses his mafia powers to dodge Dormio's nightkill, before pointing above him.
Dormio must Roll to Dodge!5: The mighty hand of Nuffle comes down, to smite Dormio for his violation of the rules. Dormio evades the hand of Nuffle, but due to one of Nuffle's special abilities, 'Flawless Offense', he does not get a +1 to his next roll, as it is impossible to get into an advantageous position after Nuffle attacks [Let alone counter him].
Nuffle decides this warning is enough, and his hand vanishes.
>Become the Bob.
2: You become someone... but not a Bob. You don't know who you are!
>Build a quick hammock.
3: You build a quick hammock.. but it's a bit too quick, and doesn't look too sturdy...
>Break a mirror
3: You break a mirror. Not completely, but you do. You suddenly feel bad mojo. [-2 to next roll for bad luck]
> Run around the field wildly while muttering gibberish.
3: You jog instead.
>Steal a command.
3: You steal a command successfully. However, it is your own.
> Summon the RX-78-2.
6: You succeed in summoning the RX-78-2. However, you also manage to summon every single Gundam that ever existed. And the battles that they were wageing, at once.
All around you.
Kasu must roll to dodge!5: You evade, and manage to jump into the RX-78-2, and boot it up. Oddly enough, no more stray fire is coming your way, giving you time to compose. [+1 to next roll]
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Status:
Purvis - Created Konami Chiptunes Day on the 8th July.
Pesco: Cheated to roll a Snake Eyes
Fightest: Is inspired by a rolling baby anaconda [+1]
Shim: Has directions to the first part of the CATACLYSM MUFFIN [+1]
Schezo: Infinite MP
Hating Hater: Did his back in, but has a tied shoelace now. [-1]
Unmatched Sock: Is alone and doesn't know LOLIGA
O4rfish: Made Bloodbowl popular in Gensokyo, resulting in many poofed Fairies. Is entertained. [+1 to next roll]
Sourtori: Managed to get half of Savage Garden killed
Kilgamayan: Has Yamane clinging to him. Has a cold. [-1 to next roll]
Flandrdj: Is a Dryad with 1 human arm
PX: Is Mr.Monopoly
Shadoweh: Got thrown out for cheating in a Children's Card Game
Zakeri: Has minor booboos from broken axe fragments. Also no axe. [-1]
ZengEren: Made a wall angry, somehow.
Unfortunate: Summoned nothing. Either that or he succeeded and nothing happened. Hard to tell.
Dormio: Attempted to end the game, but failed. Nuffle was displeased, but let the peasant live.
Bob: Is not Bob
Momijibot: Has an unsafe-looking Hammock
Massaca: Has 7 years bad luck condensed into one RTD turn [-2]
Validon98: Got funny looks from people
Kasu: Is in an RX-72-2, and the middle of every Gandam fight ever {+1]
Other:
Raikaria: Annoyed that Dormio tried to nightkill him N1
Nuffle: Displeased at Dormio
The Cake: A lie
Yamane: Clinging to Kilga
~*~the economy~*~: Not doing so hot when there's nothing to trade because PX owns everything.
Cirno: Beaten to a pulp playing Bloodbowl
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DAY 2 BEGINS.
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