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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #210 on: July 15, 2012, 02:43:52 AM »
Thanks for saying what happened c:

> stage 2
> stage 3
> stage 4
> stage 5

> collisions

> double-kos

> straight-up "let's just not dodge this"

> self-walling

are you happy


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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #211 on: July 15, 2012, 03:44:02 AM »
> stage 2
> stage 3
> stage 4
> stage 5

> collisions

> double-kos

> straight-up "let's just not dodge this"

> self-walling

are you happy

yes c:
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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #212 on: July 16, 2012, 01:45:14 PM »
You know how during Radiant Treasure Gun's red phases, you're supposed to stay at the bottom while under Shou? Guess what I don't do.
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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #213 on: July 16, 2012, 03:56:18 PM »
Generally, most of my fails occur in the form of relaxing when you clear the nonspell/spell and then gets hit by the last of the bullets that the game did not clear in time.

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #214 on: July 16, 2012, 06:06:10 PM »
Here. Pick whichever parts you want, but my favorites are when I run into the bullet in the south and dying on Stage 1 to Rumia midboss.  And bombing Icicle Fall, despite being the Normal version and not the Easy one.

Oh, and here's the replay. Don't ask me how they labeled it as Hard; I was playing on Normal.
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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #216 on: July 18, 2012, 02:55:05 AM »
Perfect fail at Perfect freeze, I perfectly calculated that the bullet was going to pass at my left, so I planned to wait the bullet pass and go to left, but then *ploft*, bullet freeze and fail  :V

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #218 on: July 19, 2012, 05:31:28 PM »
Me derping while getting the extra life after the Chen's fight on PCB extra mode.

PS: I captured Blue oni red oni :D

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #219 on: July 21, 2012, 05:06:49 AM »
sanae i hate you, three incredibly stupid deaths seriously


Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #220 on: July 21, 2012, 09:00:14 AM »
So I wonder, is there ever gonna be a Volume 3 or is this just an alternative derp thread?

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #221 on: July 21, 2012, 04:03:29 PM »
So I wonder, is there ever gonna be a Volume 3 or is this just an alternative derp thread?

Yes! I'm almost done gathering them. The annoying part is always the editing part so that may take some time.
But not as much as I've already wasted.

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #222 on: July 23, 2012, 06:15:04 PM »
I'll show you all that I'm not dead
The next volume of Let's Fail Touhou has been uploaded: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzbq7mo1-4

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #223 on: July 23, 2012, 06:41:57 PM »
I enjoyed this.

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #224 on: July 23, 2012, 09:18:57 PM »
GAH. I was too late...

Ah well, I'm going to post a fail anyways...

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=22732

Stage 3, second aimed kunai fairies.


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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #226 on: July 23, 2012, 09:54:41 PM »
And we're only at post #70. :V

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #227 on: July 24, 2012, 02:48:48 AM »
Replay and Downloadable MP4 video to save recording time

Died right after taking a picture

Replay and MP4 File for Stage part and MP4 File for Double KO.

Got kicked by a fairy line in early stage 4 and double KO'D the Prismriver Sisters (NOTE: Ultra without deathbombs being automatic! Turn them off or the replay will not work!)

Also, I die enough stupid times in the stage that you can just say "How to not play through PCB Stage 4 Ultra Normal" and include the Double KO separately.

Also, I think I die twice in a row in Stage 5 like an asshat
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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #228 on: July 24, 2012, 04:28:33 AM »
A bunch of herp and derp stage 4 and on though there might me some before. The good news is that I'm slowly improving.

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Now accepting for Volume 3
« Reply #229 on: July 24, 2012, 09:59:33 AM »
I suppose I should drop something here then:

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=22748: This is a 1cc of TD I made while trying to recover from a three week hiatus. Of course being in that state caused hilarious failures to occur so ehh... Most notably being me dying to Kyouko's midboss spellcard, Futo's third spellcard and Miko's final non-spell.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=22749: This is a run of Stage 4 in which I was just messing around and fucking with the Stage and Seiga. Most notable screw-ups would be in the first half where I fly into stuff really stupidly. The second would be the failure on Tongling Yoshika.

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I think I've got quite a few silly failures hidden in my replay files, but I do remember one seriously annoying one which I can submit.

Replay - The failure is in the replay description, it was back when I was grinding UFO hard alot for the 1cc and this silly mistake when I got so close really made me despair  :(
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Replay

Ultra Extra without Automatic Deathbombing.

  • Red Oni Blue Oni
  • Wizard Fox Thoughts
  • Charming Siege from All Sides?
  • Princess Tenko
  • Shikigami "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
  • Kokkuri-San's Contract

I'm sorry for being heavy with this but I remember dying on all of these and I remember a lot of stupid deaths. I think there's one death post Chen as well that was stupid.



Replay

Ultra Phantasm without Automatic Deathbombs, attempt 1.

I fail every single spellcard after Zenki and Goki, I die very stupidly on the last wave of self-spawning bullets pre-Yukari, yeah. The good ones are Dakini's Heavenly Possession, Balance of Motion and Stillness, and Xanadu of Straight and Curve. Don't forget the Pre-Yukari fuckup, that was the absolute BEST PART.



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Ultra Phantasm without Automatic Deathbombs attempt 2.

Any retarded deaths I've found include...

Zenki and Goki

Patternless spam section

Balance of Motion and Stillness

Xanadu of Straight and Curve

Pre-Zen Temple nonspell

Post-Zen Temple nonspell

OTL



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Attempt 3.

Ran into Ran (:V) in Dakini's Heavenly Possession

Two deaths Pre-Yukari that are rather stupid (Yes in the self-spawning section)

Light and Darkness once again

Straight and Curve once again

And last of all, Shikigami "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

I won't be surprised if I've submitted enough legitimate fuckups to fill a video by now. It's fucking Ultra.
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Can ones that were submitted before V3's deadline be used for V4? Because I was a bit too late and I still want my submission to be included.
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Can ones that were submitted before V3's deadline be used for V4? Because I was a bit too late and I still want my submission to be included.

I think my SA Extra failure  was submitted before two. I don't know about that though.
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Can ones that were submitted before V3's deadline be used for V4? Because I was a bit too late and I still want my submission to be included.
Absolutely they can! I have a large backlog of replays needing to be watched actually. A lot of what was in the last video were old and new replays.

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Ultra Phantasm without Deathbombs attempt.

This was downright fucking HORRIBLE.

I think this was all because I decided to say fuck you to the fairies that like to kill me because I vertical stream too low before killing them.



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ANY MOMENT. You could put almost ANY MOMENT OF THIS IN VOLUME 4.

ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING YUKARI FIGHT.

At one point I break a border and lose my last life right after.

THE ONLY CARD I CAPTURED WAS THE CARD THAT I'VE BEEN FUCKING UP ON MORE THAN ANYTHING THAT WAS LEGITIMATELY DOABLE.

Just record the entire thing and cut out what was good and you have at least five fucking clips.
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Massive bloody failure right here.

Move up to collect the life fragments at the start of stage 3, but spirits start shooting and I get a bit trapped, so I bomb, then as bomb ends I walk into the only bullet on the screen which wasn't canceled.  :colonveeplusalpha:
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Fairy kick in the face :V

This run was really good... until the section after midboss parsee, the best death in my opinion is the first one, though there's also some facepalm worthy ones in stage 3, also what are bombs :V

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Ultra Phantasm, no auto deathbombs, blah blah.

DID I JUST FUCKING DO THAT AT DANMAKU BOUNDED FIELD

Also, I run into the first bullet of Border of Humans and Youkai, I also break my border right before Danmaku Bounded Field. Plus I think in Zenki and Goki, I run into a bullet.
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