It's time for Asylum mafia signups!
I'll take as many people as I can get, but this is a 13 person set-up. So choose your post restriction (or submit one you want more to me for approval), and let the games begin!
1. Omba
2. No Name
3. BT
4. Rawr
5. Serela
6. NekoNekoRex
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Restrictions:
Dr. Gregory House (House)
You must diagnose your fellow players with obscure diseases. You must also tell your fellow players about how you broke into their houses/hired private investigators to dig up their dirty secrets/etc. You should be surly with no bedside manner what so ever. Accuse patients (players) of lying and be a jerk to the other players.Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
You are a space ranger from the Intergalactic Alliance, stationed in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4 (wikipedia). You have recently landed on a strange alien planet full of giants. You must say "To infinity... and beyond!" and you must insist you are not a toy. Be comically serious - ex. set your lasers from stun to kill, and panic when/if your helmet gets damaged or removed. If someone says something sarcastic or metaphorically, take it completely seriously and literally (ex. if someone claims doctoc, say "I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!"). Falling with style is recommended, etc.
The Parser (Every Text Adventure Ever)
You should play mafia as though you were the parser in a text adventure. Every time a townie writes a line beginning with the ">" symbol, you must quote it and respond. You should begin every post by quoting a previous and forming your post as a response to that "input", whenever possible. You must end your posts with ">". Whenever talking about your own opinions, do it in the third person, as though the other townies were talking to an Non Player Character. Alternatively, you can tell the players your opinions using the second person.
Examples:
Method 1 - 3rd person (you are player Y)
"Y says 'Hey X, your lurking out a storm over there, you want to talk to us a bit?
##Vote X'
You get the impression that Y's top scum pick is X.
>_"
Method 2 - 2nd person
"You notice that X is lurking out the day. You decide to press him on that point. You say 'Hey X, your lurking out a storm over there, you want to talk to us a bit?
##Vote X'
You think that X is the scummiest person alive right now.
>_"
Lamer - You include the following sentence in all posts: "I am a lamer."
Vote the mod - The mod knows who the scum is. But he's not telling you! You must vote to lynch the mod once per day.
Why do you hate my restrictions ;_; - Once per day, you must make a large, angry post about how post restrictions are evil. Extra points if it's over the top and includes non-sequiter rambling that mentions kittens
GLaDOS - Hello! And welcome to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center! You are GLaDOS, a malfunctioning AI programmed to test. You must talk about deadly neurotoxin, and how you are going to kill players with the deadly neurotoxin. You must talk about testing. You may not talk about cake more than 3 times a day, but you must also talk about cake (this is for my sanity, I'm tired of cakes being lies). You should be redundant. You should also insult players in a passive agressive, yet preferably funny way. You should talk about the companion cube.
Basically, roleplay as GLaDOS.
Lelouch Vi Britannia - You have a god complex. You should be overdramatic. You should use chess metaphores poorly. You should refer to yourself as Zero, rather than Lelouch. You should plan things out, and treat the game as a war (think in terms of military and tactical advantages). This is your theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG8nwqxU9ScLight Yagami - You are Justice! YOU ARE GOD! You must write the names of known criminals in your posts several times a day. You must take a potato chip and eat it with as much drama as possible. You must come up with insanely overcomplicated plots to catch scum, often in ways that make no sense within the mechanics of the game. Useful resource:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victimsPsycho stalker - You must form a relationship with another player that includes obsessive love and a strong desire to torture and kill them in the most painful and vividly described manner possible. You should pick a new player each day. The player must be alive.
[23:51] <@Reisen-Udongein-Inaba> Roleplay restriction: "The John Madden"
[23:51] <@Reisen-Udongein-Inaba> Every post must contain:
[23:52] <@Reisen-Udongein-Inaba> - At least one incredibly obvious statement, such as "town's gonna want to lycnh scum if they're looking to win the game"
[23:52] <@Reisen-Udongein-Inaba> - At least one plug for Tinactin
[23:52] <@Reisen-Udongein-Inaba> - At least one plug for Brett Favre
[23:52] <@Reisen-Udongein-Inaba> - At least one image of you scribbling unintelligibly with a telestrator
They're all out to get me! - Hi! You live in Roswell, New Mexico! You were abducted by aliens. Now the government is trying to shut you up! You must repeatedly talk about aliens and how the secret service is coming for you and how everyone wants to kill you for the valuable information you possess! Have fun!
Edited 05-19-2012 12:08 PM
Post Restriction: Hi I'm scum please lynch me
You must lie about your role daily. You may not claim the same fake role twice. You must claim scum daily. You should also say "WHY ME OVER X" when voted, use TOWNIE RAGE, chainsaw defend someone, etc.
It's highly advised that you quote a huge wall of text and reply with one line, especially "me too".
Yugi
Post as if you have split personality disorder
Yugi posts should mention friendship a lot - pretty much constantly. They should include a lot of standing up for your friends, even if the situation is unappropriate for it. They should be unassertive, and not particularly confident.
Yami posts should mention the heart of the cards a lot. They should have boundless and absolute confidence. They should also focus on card game metaphores a lot.
When in doubt, you can always post a picture of which one the post should represent.
This post restriction has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
Post in the style of Alex Louis Armstrong. Be overdramatic, emotional, and grandstand. Constantly tell players all the things been passed down your line for generations:
http://fma.wikia.com/wiki/Alex_Louis_Armstrong. Losing your shirt is kind of a given with this restriction.
Da-ze
Post as though you were Marisa Kirisame. ##Steal both items and scumhunting techniques, lie, use ##Master Spark, feel free (but not required) to say Da-ze, break into other people's homes, collect mushrooms, and insist you are an ordinary magician.
I. AM. BATMAN.
Post as if you were Adam West. You must pretend you are a super hero, use Bat gear such as the bat shark repellant, etc. Also, post using BAT STUFF at inappropriate times and compulsively refer to a townie of your choice as either "sidekick" or "robin", and another townie as "Alfred". The goal here isn't to come across as Bat man, but to come across as a crazy actor who thinks he's bat man.
You must use the terms "batmobile" and "bat cave" at least once, and you need to make your own sound effects.
Might Guy (Naruto)
You must have an overwhelming amount of enthusiasm, even for trivial matters, to such an extent that it becomes rediculous. You must use the "Dynamic Entry". You must go on about the "Flames of Youth", and you must use the "Nice guy" pose (in the form of a picture - here's an example:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/might%20guy/himino_hoshigaki/Might_Guy.jpg?o=5). You should refer to yourself as "Konoha's Sublime Green Beast of Prey". You must have trouble remembering your fellow players and you should go out of your way to state extremely obvious things about them. Try to emulate Might Guy's personality and mannerisms. You must make incredibly obvious statements.
Resource:
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Might_Guy You have received the post restriction: My legend began in the 12th Century
Post in the style of Soul Eater's Excalibur speech. Must include calling people fool or idiot, egotistical non-sequitur rambling and repeated mentions of what your day starts with or when your legend began.
Post restriction time!
You have received: False Prophet. You must post as if you thought you were Jesus. This means preaching morality, being opposed to lynches and night kills, and discussing repentance and mercy at great length. You may refer to lynching scum as casting out demons.
Your post restriction is: Yoda
Post with your verbs before your nouns, and teach your fellow townies the way of the force! Use the force to find scum.
Post restriction: Pinkamena Diane Pie
?Wow. I didn?t expect this one to be used. Welp, throw parties, spam the thread with ponies, go off on wild non-sequiturs and have the time of your life. Boundless energy and an uncrushable spirit are your trademarks, so remember this is a party game, and throw a party!
Eustace Bagge
You probably know the deal here. Be a crotchety old man. Be cruel, say ?stupid dog?, be all around pessimistic and you get the general idea. Cruelty is encouraged.
Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast)
You must be very shallow and very self-centered. Constantly rub in other people?s faces how wonderful you are for your superficial qualities, such as how much hair you have on your chest. Remember, at the core your better than all of them, because you are a perfect specimen of man. Intelligence and morality are for wimps.
Statler and Waldorf
You must heckle your fellow townies, in a two person format. Your posts should be formatted like two people talking to eachother.
Example:
Statler: That wasn't bad.
Waldorf: It wasn't very good either.
Both: Dohohoho
Post restriction: Philosophy of a hated Meme
Inspired by Koishi Hell 2's last spellcard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSs35LmMMPs&feature=relatedYou must include at least one meme per post. You may not quote the same meme twice. Useful resource:
http://knowyourmeme.com/ 
