Topic: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site) (Read 5127 times)

Rouceanus Shenron · « **on:** January 16, 2012, 08:33:52 pm »

Hello, folks. It's LP time again, but this time we're not playing RPGs. We're playing VNs!

As a safety precaution, though, I'm hosting this LP off-site on LiveJournal. I'll update the links here whenever I update.

Enjoy!

Contents:
16/01 - Part 1: The Melancholy of Joe Biden
16/01 - Part 2: Yes We Can't!
17/01 - Part 3: From Rusia With Love
18/01 - Part 4: The ~~Butler~~ Maid Did It
21/01 - Part 5: War of the Words
22/01 - Part 6: No Spaceship Loli Left Behind
23/01 - Part 7: OK Qoo Now You're Just Screwing With Me
26/01 - Part 8: The Return of James Hondo
31/01 - Part 9: Emergency Hot Blood Injection
1/02 - Part 10: An Offer Jun Can't Refuse
5/02 - Part 11: juDon't Touch Me There!
8/02 - Part 12: Slap on the Wrist
13/02 - Part 13: The Nipponese Missile Crisis
20/02 - Part 14: It's Technically Not A Date
21/02 - Part 15: Who You Are In The Dark
26/02 - Part 16: No Longer Alone!
9/03 - Part 17: New Year's Heave
19/03 - Part 18: Fruit Is Ruined For Me Forever
20/03 - Part 19: The Not-So-Scarlet Sisters
20/03 - Part 20: Zero Percent Approval
21/03 - Epilogue: Standing Down From Office

Roark Desmond Jaffar · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:36:38 pm »

MY NEIGHBOUR IS A HOUSE

The concept is sort of hilarious so far. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.

Sapz · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:38:44 pm »

I vote for the first choice!

Awesome so far. I've read this one, so I'm enjoying anticipating what Rou's going to do with these scenes.

Tengukami · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:41:41 pm »

Seconding first choice!

My god, this is hilarious. Well done, Rou!

巫女パン Trade Shrine · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:44:32 pm »

Oh yay, more LP fun!

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A tragic case of EP, or Eroge Protagonistitis.

Should've seen it coming, but I was really not expecting that acronym to be used in that manner.

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MY NEIGHBOUR IS A HOUSE
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AND [THE TENGU] PROBABLY WROTE A GREAT ARTICLE ABOUT HOW SHE DID IT TOO AND GET THOSE CUFFS AWAY FROM ME OFFICER

I simply lost it there.

Oh, and go for Option 1, that should seal it.

ふじわらのルミビ · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:51:34 pm »

Option t-

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god fucking damn it

Tunasatomimi no Miko · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:53:27 pm »

Already said it on IRC, but: I love your style, Rou.
You had me at MY NEIGHBOUR IS A HOUSE.

And yeah, option 1, like a typical gamer

Iced Fairy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:00:19 pm »

I'm not sure what I can add. You stole all the great Tengu jokes, so I must simply vote for option one.

So far the snide commentary has been more impressive then the game itself. Good work.

The Herculossal · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:24:03 pm »

I vote for option 2 to see if/how it makes fun of us.

Also, absolutely lost it at the YOU WA SHOCK gun. Keep up the commentary, this is something you're incredible at.

Stuffman · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:52:40 pm »

This game is so meta it hurts D:

Rouceanus Shenron · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:10:10 pm »

Part 2: Yes We Can't!

Post update note: I am totally going for Putin route, and NOTHING ANY OF YOU SAY IS GOING TO STOP ME.

ふじわらのルミビ · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:28:37 pm »

I VOTE FOR WHICHEVER ONE RESULTS IN FUCKING MOKOU

Tengukami · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:35:57 pm »

"YES WE CUM" ought to cinch the re-election, I think.

巫女パン Trade Shrine · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:41:27 pm »

I lost it at the Cthulu cameo, and will say !dice or !rtd for the decision.

Kinoko · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:42:30 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs

Suikama · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:50:36 pm »

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Also, Ran has put some clothes on. Thank God.

dammit no rou this is the opposite of what should be happeni*shot*

Tengukami · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2012, 12:19:39 am »

Also, my vote is with the small-bottomed girl.

As always.

Vinyl PX · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2012, 12:26:14 am »

This is hilarious, and I vote the small bottomed girl as well

yuyukos · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2012, 12:38:23 am »

"Perky, Voluptuous Girl" or bust. All puns intended

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KimikoMuffin · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2012, 01:21:19 am »

ahahahaha this is awesome.

And hang on, which girl is which? I only see one girl before us!

Bold and Brashtirade · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2012, 02:25:24 am »

ayayayayaya

"Small-bottomed" is the highest compliment a man could ever offer a woman.
Go.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:59:01 am »

I'm not sure which one to vote on...

But can I just say, Cuthulu as a loli?!?! I'm not even sure what to say anymore! XD

Rouceanus Shenron · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2012, 07:16:51 am »

Well, I see three votes for small-bottomed, so next update will now officially discuss DAT LACK OF AN ASS.

Tengukami · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2012, 07:26:11 am »

Small-bottomed girls, you make the not-so-rockin' world go 'round.

qno2 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:01:18 pm »

Quote from: Roukanken

NOOOOOOOOO YOU WOULD HAVE SURVIVED IF YOU HADN'T TRIPPED THAT DEATH FLAG

GOAT-KUUUUUUNNNNN NOOOOOO you had so much to live for!

Great commentary so far.

Qoo's name is screwing with my head and my display name. First I misread her name for Qno *, "wait WHAT?! Oh alright", now I misread my display name for Qoo.
With those emerging identity issues I realize that I never thought about being a loli alien eldritch horror doctor bondage fetishist hero-that-saves-the-world-to-destroy-it in my future career, maybe I should think again. And people say that eroges are the opposite of success in society, tsk.

*Stuff nobody wants to know, you have been warned: the "2" is just an added bonus 'cause most sites require four letters so I'm just dragging it with me out of habit

Rouceanus Shenron · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:01:54 pm »

Part 3: From Rusia With Love

Suikama · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:20:32 pm »

He would go straight to the harem route of course

Vinyl PX · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:21:55 pm »

Putin route gogogo

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:26:05 pm »

Answer at this point in time: ~~MOKOU~~ Putina's Route!

Answer from an outsider: ...

What? Do I even need to say anything?

Kasu · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:03:55 am »

Dammit Rou. Stop making me laugh so hard.