Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome  (Read 68906 times)

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Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« on: October 15, 2011, 11:04:39 AM »
In the fine tradition of the Dread Pirate Roberts, I shall steal an op that has been stolen a dozen times before.


What is the story or "Roll to Dodge!"?

"You wake up in a grassy field. Go!"

Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.

Updates will take place sometimes in the evening or morning. Basically, once a day.

What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:


That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:

1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.

Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:

1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.

In short:
- You control your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action
- Every 24 hours, I will roll a die to see if you succeed or fail your action
- You wake up in a grassy field. Go!

Make it perfect!
« Last Edit: November 15, 2011, 01:26:51 AM by Robo-Purvis BZT »

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2011, 11:06:09 AM »
>Change the setting to Creation, bitch we're turning this into exalted.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2011, 11:07:03 AM »
>Find something to hug.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2011, 11:10:14 AM »
>Change the setting to Creation, bitch we're turning this into exalted.

> Hog the Solar Shards to myself.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2011, 11:18:33 AM »
>Screw the dillly-dallying this time, set spawn in a Chireiden bed.
My first attempt at storywriting, looking for critique

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2011, 11:59:07 AM »
>Wield the Infinity Blade, Tamashii_Kanjou Armor and The Helepolis Train(Mount)

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2011, 11:59:44 AM »
> Name self Mungo

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2011, 12:05:06 PM »
> Be grumpy that I ain't a doll anymore again.

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2011, 12:31:50 PM »
>Set world seed as 404 and spawn.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2011, 12:35:36 PM »
> Get relationship with dice sorted out

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2011, 12:39:27 PM »
> Fall like a meteor from the sky, only to land softly on the next poster's head

(Yes, I'm still a helmet :V)

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2011, 01:10:26 PM »
> Find a scenic place in the forest.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2011, 02:26:26 PM »
> Become a dryad.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2011, 02:34:40 PM »
>find a lover

Don't lynch me.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2011, 03:08:02 PM »
> Become a Jerk.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2011, 04:02:33 PM »
> Make our way over to the Earth Spirits palace and steal Utsuho. Again.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2011, 04:09:13 PM »
>Accidentally Tewi.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2011, 04:28:46 PM »
Well, time to use a time-honored trick that every Thief or Elf worth their salt has used at least once.

>Steal all the upgrades achieved by my past self in the last roll to dodge to upgrade myself back to full power.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2011, 07:51:23 PM »
GDI Hanzo, you beat me to the punch.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2011, 08:32:35 PM »
> Become Shadoweh.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2011, 09:42:06 PM »
And Purvis makes himself more awesome.  Thank you for hosting this.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2011, 01:17:11 AM »
>Load Save Game: 'Princess Kassad ~ GLA Stealth Loli' complete with the full STEALTHED fundamentalist arsenal. (Stealth Tank, Snipers, Jarmen Kell, Stealthed Everything Else)

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2011, 01:33:12 AM »
? "You wake up in a grassy field. Go!" ?

> Get myself some coffee and cigarettes
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2011, 02:35:09 AM »
>Screw the dillly-dallying this time, set spawn in a Chireiden bed.

Yes

>Spawn in Yorihime's bed

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2011, 02:38:15 AM »
>Turn setting into Dark Souls.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2011, 03:49:46 AM »
>Become Bardiche before Bardiche becomes Shadoweh so I can become Shadoweh instead

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2011, 04:40:28 AM »
> :Jam:

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2011, 04:52:47 AM »
> We need to celebrate this. Build a huge sound system that blares Border of Extacy around the whole world on endless repeat.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2011, 06:39:53 AM »
>Kill orphans on MotK BNet like Pesco tells me to.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2011, 06:46:54 AM »
>Save the orphans from Infinity! >:(


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