Author Topic: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)  (Read 48020 times)

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #150 on: October 09, 2011, 02:14:28 AM »
My knee-jerk reaction to cute fluffy things is to crush them.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
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Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #151 on: October 10, 2011, 11:15:10 PM »


Austria:
A bud - tri
A gre - bul
A mun Holds
A ser Supports A bud - tri
F tri - adr
A tyr Holds
A vie Supports A tyr

England:
A bel - pic
F bre - gas
     Failed because  A gas -> mar failed.         
A edi - nav
     Convoy path taken: edi - nth - eng - mao - nav.
F eng Convoys A edi - nav
A lon Holds
F mao Convoys A edi - nav
F wal - iri
     
Italy:
A pie - mar
F tys - lyo
     Bounced with lyo (1 against 1).        
A ven - tri
     Bounced with bud (1 against 1).        
F wes - cat
     Bounced with cat (1 against 1).
   
Norway:
F ber Holds
A bur Supports A pie - mar
A den - kie
A kie - ruh
F nth Convoys A edi - nav
     
Russia:
F ank Supports A sev - arm
     Support cut by Move from Constantinople.
A mos Holds
A pru Holds
F rum Supports A gre - bul
A sev - arm
A sil Supports A mun
F stp Holds
A ukr - sev
     
Spain:
F cat Supports F lyo
     Support cut by Move from Western Mediterranean.
A cor - por
A gas - mar
     Bounced with pie (1 against 1).
F lyo Convoys A mar - tus
A mar - tus
     Convoy path taken: mar - lyo - tus.
       
Turkey:
F arm - bla
A con - ank
     Bounced with ank (1 against 1).


Orders for fall of 1904 are due October 13 at 8 PM EDT (watch countdown)
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Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #152 on: October 11, 2011, 12:11:17 AM »
Oh, no, I insist you be the host of this party. We'll simply not invite Russia, it'll be just Spain and I to pay visit to your lovely nations.

Making good on this promise, we're bringing a host of party loving Vikings to Edinburgh! And the Netherlands. Possibly Belgium, too.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #153 on: October 11, 2011, 12:41:44 AM »
TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

Don't lynch me.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #154 on: October 11, 2011, 02:52:12 AM »
You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>

If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #155 on: October 11, 2011, 04:06:35 AM »
I'll be more active on Toosdee.  But I think Shadoweh likes being the woman in charge.  So I'll keep it that way.  I won money! (not a whole lot, just $333.34) but still I did pretty good with 5.5/9.  Pondering posting my games in an appropriate thread... (arcade or cafe? or letty journal? or here?)

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PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #156 on: October 11, 2011, 04:11:17 AM »
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TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

HELP! WE'RE BEING EATEN BY COMMUNISTS! AND BEING COMMUNIST IS TREASON! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

capt. h

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #157 on: October 11, 2011, 04:30:11 AM »
Don't be silly, this is only 1904. Russia doesn't become a socialist state until 1917.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #158 on: October 11, 2011, 04:42:47 AM »
I have a funny feeling there was a massacre on the Red-Square in 1905 tho :V

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Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #159 on: October 11, 2011, 02:13:40 PM »
You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>

If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!

Nah, your fleets are all busy in Spain. I insist, I'll come get them myself.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #160 on: October 13, 2011, 11:37:18 PM »
But you see, I wouldn't want you to exert too much effort. I think it's better if you stay at home and let us do the heavy lifting.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #161 on: October 14, 2011, 12:14:09 AM »
Come on now. I'm kinda excited at how this is going to resolve itself.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #162 on: October 14, 2011, 12:17:41 AM »
But you see, I wouldn't want you to exert too much effort. I think it's better if you stay at home and let us do the heavy lifting.

It'll be Fall 1905 by the time your fleets can bring us the sheep, so I'm taking them. Now.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #163 on: October 14, 2011, 12:34:53 AM »
Come on now. I'm kinda excited at how this is going to resolve itself.
Nah, the best sort of tension stays unresolved.

It'll be Fall 1905 by the time your fleets can bring us the sheep, so I'm taking them. Now.
Eat cannonball.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #164 on: October 14, 2011, 04:20:09 AM »


Austria:
F adr Supports A tri - ven
A bul Supports F ank - con
A mun Holds
A ser - alb
A tri - ven
A tyr - pie
A vie - tyr
     
England:
F bre - gas
F eng - bel
F iri Holds
A lon - wal
F mao Supports A nav - por
A nav - por
A pic Supports A bur - par
     
Italy:   
A mar Holds
     Dislodged from gas (3 against 1).
     The Army in Marseilles cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
F tys Supports A ven - rom
A ven - rom
F wes - cor
     Bounced with por (1 against 1).
       
Norway:
F ber - kie
A bur - par
A kie - ruh
F nth - eng
A ruh - bur
     
Russia:
     No order for unit at Moscow. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Prussia. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Sevastopol. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at St. Petersburg. Hold order assigned.
F ank - con
A arm - ank
A mos Holds
A pru Holds
F rum - bla
     Bounced with bla (1 against 1).
A sev Holds
A sil Supports A mun
F stp Holds
   
Spain:
F cat Supports A gas - mar
A gas - mar
F lyo Supports A gas - mar
A por - cor
     Bounced with wes (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from nav (2 against 1).
A tus Supports A tyr - pie
 
Turkey:
F bla Convoys A con - sev
A con - sev
     Bounced with sev (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from ank (2 against 1).
     Convoy path taken: con - bla - sev.


Retreat orders are due October 15th at 12AM EDT (no fancy counter)
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Hurray for apathy!

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Hero999

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #165 on: October 14, 2011, 04:31:05 AM »
They ate me D:

Lexicat

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #166 on: October 14, 2011, 04:41:08 AM »
They ate me D:

I'm enjoying my Turkey dinner.
 

PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #167 on: October 14, 2011, 04:46:56 AM »
You are the worst hero

/ragequit

capt. h

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #168 on: October 14, 2011, 05:19:26 AM »
Needs more backstabbing.

England's cool because he's playing to win. I like seeing countries play to win. Not like the Italian kamakazis or the Norwegians - Englishmen in disguise.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #169 on: October 14, 2011, 05:21:33 AM »
eh.

Dorian is scum.

All I can say.

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Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #170 on: October 14, 2011, 08:03:57 AM »
You're all scum. Lynch with fire kthx.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #171 on: October 14, 2011, 07:14:31 PM »
Eh, I'm playing to win as well, I just like not backstabbing allies more than is strictly necessary. :V

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #172 on: October 14, 2011, 07:25:05 PM »
...

And here I was expecting the stab of the century in the north but it's just a bunch of mismanagement.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #173 on: October 14, 2011, 08:05:03 PM »
You think me too cruel, Schezo.

capt. h

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #174 on: October 14, 2011, 08:25:38 PM »
You think me too cruel, Schezo.

Well you did murder him.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #175 on: October 14, 2011, 08:50:16 PM »
Stop egging him on guys. >_>

I don't want to die.  :ohdear:


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Pesco

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #176 on: October 14, 2011, 09:00:27 PM »
Told you you shouldn't have taken Belgium.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #177 on: October 14, 2011, 09:35:47 PM »
You're dead.  ^_^

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Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
« Reply #179 on: October 14, 2011, 10:12:42 PM »
Well you did murder him.

Fair point, but the most opportune time to backstab England has already passed.