>Become an AI. Upload self to another android. Sexy fun times with VIVIT ahoy!
4: You convert your mind into data form and attempt to upload yourself into an android. The data gets corrupted by the android, though.
>1 + 1 = 
6: 1 + 1 is 6, duh.
Infinity has reentered the game!>Find a place that serves tea, then order some. Preferably with some cheesecake as well.
5(Wounded): Kasu introduces you to a nice place that serves some strange tea. Oh well, it tastes pretty good. The two of you chat it up and get to know each other better. (+1 roll)
> Backstab magical girls Villain999 and Rawr with Smashy whilst their guard is down from the facade of love.
3(Wounded): After having earned their trust, you engage in a group hug. And then you proceed to blow yourself up.
Pesco has lost the game!Roll to dodge!Hero999- 1(Wounded, Wounded): After a nice day of villainry, a hug is rather ni- Ohgodshejustblewup.
Hero999 has lost the game! DrRawr- 49(Wounded, Wounded): You're busy trying to memorize everyone's name whilst recovering from the cannon misfire earlier, when you feel a strange sense of deja vu.
DrRawr has lost the game!>Fulfill our righteous duty and disable Youkai Jesus from ever having a chance of reviving at all, permanently sealing his fate by sniping both Mystia's with the sniper legion.
1(Wounded): You sacrifice your own lifeforce to bring Youkai Jesus into the game. What a kind and genorous soul you are.
GuardianTempest has lost the game! Youkai Jesus has reentered the game!> Too much has gone wrong in the Underground. Head to the SDM and get Remilia to hire me as a maid instead.
5(Wounded): You've had enough of this place. You take your leave and travel to the SDM where you apply to be a maid and are promptly hired. Sakuya seems to have taken a shine to you, since you're actually capable of doing something, unlike the fairies. (+1 roll)
>REVIVE AS RAGNAROS WITH ALL EQS.
1: You revived as a generic villager with no special skills or abilities.
> Offer Hanzo some tea.
5(Wounded, +1): You take over this weird obsidian structure and turn it into your own teahouse. You look for someone to invite, and notice a Hanzo K. walking around.
> Have an 2nd personality that is Hero999.
4: You already have a hero personality. You've surpressed it so much though that you can't access it any more.
> Point Pesco to the closest Infinity Blade. "I think what you're looking for is a weapon NOT A FREAKING HELMET."
5(Wounded): You point Pesco to a nearby Infinity Blade, only to find that Pesco has already blown herself up. Oh well, you tried. (+1 roll)
>Devour Guardian Tempest and absorb his army to heal.
1(Wounded): You run around frantically, searching for a way to stop yourself from unleashing GRT. You run but find nothing, and eventually you time out.
Schezo has lost the game!>give everyone a number and always refer to them as that number in everyones flavour.
9: You try to memorize everyone's names and somehow got killed in the process. Good job.
> TAKE MY WIFE BACK! AND! MY! APPLE PIE! (said wife is Byakuren. Not that she'd been taken in the first place, but...)
2(Wounded): You search for Byakuren, who probably has an apple pie waiting for you. As you search, you fall into a pitfall and starve to death.
Evans in Blunderland has lost the game!>Roleblock Dr homurawr.
4(Wounded): You block DrRawr's role, whatever it was. She's dead now, what does it matter?
> Ask Mystias if there's anyone else they'd liike revenge on.
4(Wounded): The Mystias reply that they have a grudge against the humans that attacked them, as well as the ghosts and vampires.
>Rin activates spellcard「死灰復燃」 !
2: Rin decides to go about her daily activities, collecting corpses and the like, leaving her zombies to lie motionless.
>with the recent demand for tea, open a tea house: "Obsidian Tea: You won't believe what you're drinking!"
3: You continue to offer tea to any passerbys. Somebody has to come, right?
> Wounds won't stop a sadist from being sadistic, and as a sadist I won't stop being sadistic even when a magical girl lies on the ground, wounded. */me looks a Villain999 with a scary gentle smile on his face*
4(Wounded): You look upon Hero999's corpse with a smile on your face. Isn't it great when people get what's coming to them?
> Meditate on the place that I would travel to, meditate on it so hard that that place comes to me!
5(Wounded): You continue to meditate. When you open your eyes, you find yourself in the forest of magic. You think that Alice's house might be nearby. (+1 roll)
>Welp, nothing to do here. Back to the rover; let's chat up Komachi some more!
6: This place is boring, you go back to the Sanzu to talk with Komachi. Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, you persuade her to give you another life.
Purvis has reentered the game! >:yukkuri: :yukkuri: :yukkuri: :yukkuri: :yukkuri: :yukkuri: :yukkuri:
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5: You take it easy. Very easy. So easy, in fact, that you forget to do this "living" thing.
> I am NOT weak! 
Kill the next person to post after me as a show of my mighty mightness.
6(Wounded): You are STRONG! Very STRONG! STRONG people fight to the DEATH! You CHARGE at Dorian G.!
Roll to dodge!4(Wounded, +1): You adopt a smile and wave to Shadoweh as she charges. You step to the side and dodge her with ease. You feel like a matador. (+1 roll)
> Hi there ~
5(+1): You greet Shadoweh, and everyone else in the topic. You hope that you all can become nice friends in the future.
>Divide by Zero
2(Wounded): You attempt to divide by zero but blow your own head up in the process.
Spiderpig2398 has lost the game!>Assess Bob's in-game gender
4(Wounded): You're male, of course. But just to be sure, you check again. Yep, still male.
>Amass large quantities of soda.
1(Wounded): You collect so much soda. Unfortunately, Merlin manages to get her hands on some and gets on a sugar high. You manage to get yourself killed in the resulting chaos.
Crow Cakes has lost the game!
