Let's play why Countess's opinions are pretty fucking awful and useless noise!
Corpse opinion: "Raka and Corpse look bad in the argument and Corpse is worse but last game Corpse wasn't worse but Kaa said something relevant about him but I think he's suspicious but not suspicious"
FENCE SITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Coldcrow opinion: "Cold is suspicious because he's arrogant and trying to move the game fast and also something about votes that I'm admitting doesn't mean anything, but you know, he has a point about that Kaa wagon. He's only SLIGHTLY scum"
A little better, I'll give you 2 points. Out of 500.
Ancient Kaa opinion: "KAA IS TOWN. EXCEPT MAYBE NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BLOCK OFF A MISLYNCH! ALSO HIS CONTENT IS GOOD BUT IF OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT'S BAD IT'S BAD!"
Are you allergic to having an outright town read or something?
Summoner opinion: "Wiki tell, :effort:, activity gap (incidentally the most damning thing you came up with, and then you proceed to...) OH WAIT ACTIVITY GAP ISN'T IMPORTANT! Also conciseness is scum!"
Well at least you manage to FINALLY post without undercutting your opinion EVERY OTHER SENTENCE. Too bad the case is bad.
Raka opinions: "HE'S LOOKING TOWN! I LITERALLY FORGOT EVERYTHING I SAID IN THE CORPSEFIRE SENTENCE SO THAT I COULD PRETEND TO HAVE A SOLID OPINION"
Seriously, what the fuck is up with that discrepency?
Sorceress (Countess' buddy, for those following at home) opinions: "SHE'S SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE THE TOWN WOULD JUMP ON ME IF I SAY SHE'S NOT, BUT SHE'S NOT SCUMMY SO I'M GONNA CALL HER NEUTRAL AND HOPE NO ONE NOTICES! WAIT WAIT, POST 61 DOESN'T LOOK GOOD...
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OH BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK BAD EITHER. (whew, for a second I thought you TOOK AN ACTUAL STANCE. Geez, I would have had to rewrite this WHOLE NARRATIVE if you went and did something like that!) ALSO WHY BOTHER READING THE GAME WHERE
KAA EXPLAINED THE CASE PRETTY WELL!"
Yeah, seriously.
##Unvote, ##Vote CountessCONGRATS ON BEING WORSE THAN SORCERESS! Lemme finish catching up.