Author Topic: Meeting Random Touhous 2 (Read 64454 times)

Mimachiro · « **on:** July 04, 2011, 10:51:38 PM »

Since the last thread hit 1k, time to make a new one. Here are the rules:

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Each person names a character for the next poster
Touhou characters only, no fanmade characters, and no real life people (sorry, ZUN)
Keep it clean, I know some of you want to have our way with the characters, but kids are reading this
Have fun!

End of last thread:

Quote from: Tired/Warm on July 04, 2011, 10:30:41 PM

Apologize and admit that it was closed - but we're still talking, so it must be open again, right? :derp: Logic error, go!

Oh no! Someone has trapped Letty in a logic error! She can't get back to sleep, even though it is, in fact, winter!

"Um, Letty, why are you trying to sleep in winter?"
I would then help get her senses straightened out again.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:56:23 PM »

You forgot about my response to Tired/Warm's post....

Quote from: PARU Telecom Networks, LLC on July 04, 2011, 10:51:55 PM

...um, OK, once the error is solved I may offer solution.

...and since this hit 1000+ posts, Yukari gapped this thread to oblivion!

And since the answer was "make new thread", new one:

Rumia teaches colour and light theory in art class!

Momijibot · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:58:03 PM »

I see nothing wrong with this-as she can manipulate light from her point-of-view it makes perfect sense she can simulate sunsets, sunrises, and the effects of light on colour.

Kaguya is teaching...dating advice.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:02:41 PM »

She's a NEET, and would probably give 'advice' based on her eroges or something.

"Yukari, I accicdently shrunk the kids!"
Ran has shrunk Chen to honk honk

DX7.EP · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:06:17 PM »

Oh god. Honk Honk Chen's legend begins here! RUN ~

Yuuka transplants Versailles' botanical garden to Gensokyo. Forcefully (so no more garden when you visit the place!).

Mimachiro · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:28:30 PM »

"Whoa, wasn't there a garden here, or something?"

Meanwhile, in Gensokyo.

"Wait a minute, this wasn't where I came into the garden, and what's with all of these sunflowers. Maybe the lady with the green hair knows. Excuse me, miss, do you know where I am?" *sparked*

What would you do if you saw Suika air surfing on a piece of wood she broke off of the Hakurei shrine?

Momijibot · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:29:18 AM »

run-Suika is now a wanted woman.

Marisa is, incidentally, riding a Hakurei Shrine Maiden she is paying extortionate amounts while her broom is undergoing repairs.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:58:30 AM »

"Damnit Marisa, you're so damn heavy! How the hell, then, do you go so fast ~ Great, I can't move much faster than Focus Mode *pichu~n*"

Alternatively, is this Touhou Tag Tournament, Touhou Heroines, etc.? Where each character goes in a team with a set of roles to do, and can be switched on the fiy?

Lipton Tea Company invades Gensokyo and monopolizes all the tea there. Reimu accuses it of anti-competitive behaviour.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:01:47 AM »

Respond by hiring Andrew Ryan.

Yukari set you tubmiko.jpg.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:09:53 AM »

Yukarin gappin' mah connection ~ (that may explain my connection issues with Source games!)

King Hippo (Punch-Out series) vs. Yuugi. Who shall win?

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:08:06 AM »

Well, It is obvious of Yuugi winning.

Patchouli is playing TF2 with you.

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:14:16 AM »

She wins because I suck at it. :V

It is ZUN himself!

DX7.EP · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:41:34 AM »

He wins because I can't take a lot of beer.

*moved down a bit*

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:01:49 AM »

Quote from: U.S.C. Genichiro on July 04, 2011, 10:51:38 PM

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Each person names a character for the next poster
Touhou characters only, no fanmade characters, and no real life people (sorry, ZUN)
Keep it clean, I know some of you want to have our way with the characters, but kids are reading this
Have fun!

*ahem*

DX7.EP · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:04:47 AM »

...oh goddamn it, I already noticed this after posting mine...I'll change it around a bit.

*edited a bit*
Those aren't ordinary UFOs...the Metal Slug 2/X Martians have landed! (for those who have not played it, think a mix of Mars Attacks and Independence Day)
So Reimu and Co. try to take Nue down...but with these new figures as well interrupting?

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:08:49 AM »

Quote from: Hanzo K. on July 05, 2011, 03:01:49 AM

*ahem*

Whoops~! :V

game2011 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:15:22 AM »

Quote from: PARU Telecom Networks, LLC on July 05, 2011, 03:04:47 AM

...oh goddamn it, I already noticed this after posting mine...I'll change it around a bit.

*edited a bit*
Those aren't ordinary UFOs...the Metal Slug 2/X Martians have landed! (for those who have not played it, think a mix of Mars Attacks and Independence Day)
So Reimu and Co. try to take Nue down...but with these new figures as well interrupting?

Screw the Rocket Lawn Chair; Big Shotgun owns all! Provide them with tons of it! Quick! (Just so you know, I typed Rocket Lawn Chair on purpose due to obvious reasons for those who played MS games)

Kaguya wants to play outside, but Eirin is too overprotective of her to let her go.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:46:27 AM »

Quote from: game2011 on July 05, 2011, 03:15:22 AM

Screw the Rocket Lawn Chair; Big Shotgun owns all! Provide them with tons of it! Quick! (Just so you know, I typed Rocket Lawn Chair on purpose due to obvious reasons for those who played MS games)

Kaguya wants to play outside, but Eirin is too overprotective of her to let her go.

I thought it was Rawket Lawnchair. :V
Either way, Big Shotgun FTW. Also hope Hyakutaro is in there to fire energy balls.

Eirin took the health nuts' notes too seriously. Kaguya then opts to use her Buddha's Stone Pot (?) to break open a wall to go out. The rest? No idea.

Tewi and Minoriko start a Communist revolution.

pineyappled · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:27:02 AM »

Machine gun time. Nobody will notice they're away, anyways...
Mokou forgives Kaguya and devotes the rest of eternity melting Cirno. Nitori is very happy about this sudden increase of water.

game2011 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:32:28 AM »

Quote from: PARU Telecom Networks, LLC on July 05, 2011, 03:46:27 AM

I thought it was Rawket Lawnchair. :V
Either way, Big Shotgun FTW. Also hope Hyakutaro is in there to fire energy balls.

Eirin took the health nuts' notes too seriously. Kaguya then opts to use her Buddha's Stone Pot (?) to break open a wall to go out. The rest? No idea.

Tewi and Minoriko start a Communist revolution.

I'm referring to the Shotgun icon with a pulsating "S".

Anyway...

Watch as Cirno respawn and laugh at Mokou's attempt to destroy her once and for all.

Aya is watching you from behind a tree with a blushing face. She's also holding chocolate in her hand.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:41:13 AM »

Quote from: game2011 on July 05, 2011, 04:32:28 AM

I'm referring to the Shotgun icon with a pulsating "S".

Already knew that, of course

I was referring to one of Kaguya's spellcards that involved stone pots (and a bibimbap description), but wasn't sure of name.

As for Aya...shit, I know there is one word in Japanese that alerts everyone of public pervert (common on trains)...forgot it. Whatever it is, I'd say it out!

Alice made 9 dolls to represent the TF2 classes.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:43:30 AM »

Read the 'extra'. We must go deeper. BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Shanghai is actually Hourai in disguise! Only Hourai is a yandere, and you are dating Alice!

Phlegeth · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2011, 05:22:13 AM »

If I'm dating Alice, I must be Marisa. Spark it first and then make a witty retort about Alice making a self aware doll.

Kisume is getting fat and her bucket won't fly anymore.

game2011 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2011, 05:47:40 AM »

About the Rocket Launcher thing... Rocket and Rawket sound the same to me. Also, I know quite a few people here like to give suggestive answers, but I would appreciate it if the answers for my questions are kept clean.

Anyway, on with the topic...

Quote from: Sanrisa Laser on July 05, 2011, 05:22:13 AM

If I'm dating Alice, I must be Marisa. Spark it first and then make a witty retort about Alice making a self aware doll.

Kisume is getting fat and her bucket won't fly anymore.

Give her walking lessons.

Suwako followed you home (by hopping like a frog).

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:05:31 AM »

Lead her to Cirno.

You notice Sanae looking around for Suwako.

NEETori · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:51:13 AM »

Throw an iron ring into random bushes and see if a *kero* falls out.

Kaguya invites you to eat bibimbap with her in Buddha's Stone Bowls.

CS · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2011, 08:06:55 AM »

"Well, don't mind if I do- wait... Eirin didn't happen to be the cook by any chance, right?"
*finishes half of it before she nods her head and grins*
*room starts spinning, Kaguya's face starts distorting*
"Woah! Eirin! You just invented shrooms!"

After watching this vid (warning: violence ahead), Sakuya decides to sell off her collection of knives to buy a new

Spoiler:

Vyrien · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:47:09 AM »

Watch as the epic but gory battle involving the SDM and Yoshika and her army of Jiang Shi unfolds.

Wriggle has decided to screw the spellcard rules (she has green hair) and is attacking humans to kill them! How do you defeat her?

Koakkuri · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:52:41 AM »

Screw the green hair, I have rules! Rules written in a rule book I'm about to smack her on the head with. Also, I'd better make her cut down on the drugs.

Speaking of green hair, Sanae has decided to become a teen idol. Her first concert is to be held at the Moriya Shrine. Want to go?

game2011 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:58:10 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdDAQFvyB6Y

Chen is basking on your roof.

Author Topic: Meeting Random Touhous 2 (Read 64454 times)

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