Top of shrine steps, Saniwa Shrine, Karuisuwa, 8.15 AM, Day 2?Here are the keys?? Saniwa said, handing Jeremy a large sack of keys, which immediately sent him to the ground. ??.the deed?? He handed a large folder stuffed full of paper to Reimu who buckled under its weight. ??and, finally, the business license.? He said, handing an envelope to Keine. ?Oh, and some cash.? He snapped his fingers and a ninja-secretary appeared out of nowhere with a handsome leather suitcase. ?You look trustworthy.? He said, handing the suitcase to Suika.
?Now, good luck to you all.? Saniwa said, turning around to leave.
?Saniwa-san, seriously, this is too much?.? Sumire said.
?No, no, it?s really fine.? Saniwa said. ?Consider it?.entertainment for me. I look forwards to see how you all fare.?
BANG!...
The loud sound echoed all around the hills.
?Sebastian! Stop following me around!? A shrill voice filled the air.
?B-but, m?lady, you must stay out of the sun!? A rather helpless voice trailed after the first.
A patch of jet black silky hair arose up the staircase like a big black thundercloud. ?Saniwa-san! I heard you were in town. Is it true? Are you finally selling off this place?? The face underneath the patch of hair was fuming.
?Oh, Amakawa-san, good day to you too.? Saniwa nodded cheerfully. ?Yes, I am in town. No, I?m not selling the place off?.and definitely never to you. You?ll have to climb over my sorely old yet stinking dead backside for it?
?Y-you old fart!? The young girl, apparently named Amakawa, shouted indignantly. ?Sebastian! Call mother! Tell her the old fart is still as hard-headed as droppings from a constipated Suwa dragon!? She roared at her butler.
?I?m reopening it.? Saniwa said, with a hint of glee in his voice.
Amakawa, who was in the middle of dialing a number, dropped her phone in shock. ?What did you say, you senile old popsickle?! Reopening the dump?!?
?And they?re going to reopen it for me.? Saniwa said, gesturing at the Gensokyo refugees behind him. ?They?ll turn all of Karuisuwa around again. Worshippers and tourists will flock from every corner of Japan?no! the whole world, even!?
??..? Amakawa?s face looked as if something unpleasant had passed under her nose. ?WHAT?! You mental old loony! You should be locked up in an asylum for good!?
?A bet then.? Saniwa said with a grin. ?Your family shrine and inn against this one.?
?Oh?.? Amakawa?s face suddenly brightened up. ??.what?s this? Have you really gone off the deep end, you senile old fart??
?We?ll see whose shrine and inn is more successful at the end of the year.? Saniwa said. ?Winner takes all. You win, you get the Saniwa shrine. I win, I get my artifacts back.?
??.deal!? Amakawa said, a greedy look in her eyes as she lashed out for the old man?s hands and shook it violently. ?You really are mad. If you seriously think that rabble could do anything against my family?s shrine and inn, then prepare your room in that asylum.? And with that she stormed off.
She met up with her butler a quarter of the way down the steps along with a woman?
Sparks of familiarity arose within everyone. But?it can?t be, right?
?Daughter of a distant cousin.? Saniwa explained, offhandedly, as the group gaped at the helicopter that now took to the skies above them bearing the Amakawa family insignia. ?Cheerful little ray of sunshine, that brat.? He said cheerfully. ?Now, win, or lose the shrine in a year?s time.? Saniwa said, simply. And with that, he left, leaving the shellshocked group of people standing at the top of the steps, watching him go with empty expressions.
??.would someone mind explaining what the hell just happened here?? Jeremy finally asked.
??.? Everyone thought for a moment. Then ?Nah, doesn?t matter. We won?t be here for a whole year.? Gpop shrugged. ??.right??
?More importantly, wasn?t that Kanako?? Myon asked.
??.nah, Kanako would have recognized us and come up to greet us.? Sho said.
And with that the team turned to deal with more serious business?
?.like the suitcase of money in suika?s hands?
Room 202, Saniwa Inn, Karuisuwa, 9.05 AM
It was a blessing. It really was, thought Mitaka, as he and Ruukoto finally finished sweeping out the room and airing the tatami mats for their use. An entire inn/shrine/dojo complex for themselves, it was a miracle! If ever he would believe in a god or goddess, it was now.
?well, there were two living here under the same roof, but still?.
?Mitaka-san, isn?t it beautiful?? Ruukoto said, as they placed the leaned the last of the tatami mats against the wooden balcony railings outside their room. A fresh spring breeze blew by, carrying with it the scent of freshly blossoming cherry trees. The lake below was a sparkling azure, reflecting the pristine blue sky above, that stretched up to the sandy shores that hugged the human settlements around the lake. Further beyond the towns and villages gave way to the mighty Yatsugatake Mountain Range where they had begun their journey just yesterday. It was difficult to imagine that just yesterday night they had just lost their homes, lost and alone in the middle of the dark wilderness with no shelter, hunted by mysterious strangers, driven to the edge of despair. Now they had an entire shrine and inn complex to themselves. Everything was happiness and sunshine.
?It really is.? Mitaka nodded in agreement as he took in a deep breath of the rejuvenating fresh air. Below them, in the shrine grounds, the myriads of cherry trees were just beginning to bloom. The deep blue of the skies, the sagely white and grey of the mountains, the lush green of the forests, the soft pink of the blossoms?it was simply amazing that such a sanctuary existed outside of Gensokyo.
?Hurry! Hurry!? Their wondering thoughts were brought back to the present by the commotion in the room behind them. Marisa and Alice were frantically emptying what looked like a small bag. Heavy tomes, leather-bound books, artifacts, and other manner of random magical paraphernalia was filling up the available floor space at an immense rate.
They went on?and on?and?
?What one earth?? Mitaka raised an eyebrow. ?H-how??
?Dimensional dilation.? Marisa said simply. ?But if we don?t empty the bag soon?.?
BOOM?.
Loose pieces of paper slowly drifted to the floor in a flurry of white, like a magnified snowstorm. The occupants of the room all lay against the walls, half-buried in books and other miscellaneous magical items, all the trappings of proper magicians.
?...Marisa?.Alice?? Reimu began, displacing a yukkuri stuffed-toy from her head.
?Hey, it?s not my faults that the magics in that bag finally gaves away ze.? Marisa said. ?How should I knows it too would runs out of manas so quicklies.?
?H-help!? A muffled voice called out from a corner. It was Alice, buried underneath a huge pile of random artifacts no doubt stolen from the SDM.
?I?ll help!? Suika called out as she emerged from the balcony. ?Manipulation of Den??
?NO!? Mitaka, Reimu and Marisa shouted.
??sity!?
===========minutes later===============
?Oy, Mitaka? You in he?.? Sho and Jeremy stopped short as they came upon the overflowing junk heap from room 202.

The two looked at one another before proceeding cautiously onwards, with a curious Yuyuko and Yukari tagging along behind them, a concerned Youmu, followed by an umbrella(?), a (single-tailed) fox, and a (single-tailed) kitten.
?Ooh, anything to eat?? Yuyuko asked.
?Yuyuko, I doubt you?d want to put any of these things in your mouth.? Jeremy said, picking up a mushroom, giving it a cursory inspection, before tossing it aside. ?Especially when they?ve had corpses swimming in them.? He added.
?Corpses? Are they edible?? Yuyuko asked.
?Depends. Are Armpits and Deodorant edible?? Jeremy asked, nudging aside a few bits of junk to uncover a lifeless hand.
?What?s deodorant? Sounds fancy.? Yuyuko said excitedly.
?What happened?? Youmu asked.
?Looks like someone tried utilizing their powers.? Yukari said. ?With team FUBAR in that state, any one of them attempting to use powers would be a mass suicide.?
?Oy, Deodorant, get up now before I make you swim in the lake.? Jeremy muttered, poking a lifeless Mitaka.
===========minutes later=============
?Thanks?? Mitaka sighed in relief. ??.ugh, I hate this feeling of lacking mana. There?s this strange taste in my mouth now whenever I?.?
?Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.? Sho said hurriedly, hiding the pile of phantasmal mushrooms behind him. Looks like they really did supply mana. As for their side-effects?.well?.sacrifices had to be made in the name of science, after all?
?So why are you guys here?? Reimu asked as she piled yet another load of books into a convenient bookcase. Marisa and Alice had been slave-driven by Reimu into helping. Suika on the other hand was facing the wall in introspection.
?The group?s heading out. We?ve divided the ?wardrobe and supplies? budget as we agreed this morning.? Sho said. Mitaka nodded. They had taken a small portion of the money Saniwa had left them for the purposes of buying a decent new wardrobe for each team and the supplies they would need. This included new futons, pillows, blankets, and whatnot. ?We thought we?d let you know that we?re meeting up down at that girl?s place, the Tourist Helpers store, after we?re done. You know, the girl who was with Lily White this morning??
?Yeah.? Mitaka nodded. The store wasn?t too far, just down the hill from the shrine and inn.
?Right, later.? The kitten climbed up onto Jeremy?s head. Sho grasped the bright blue umbrella. And with that, they were off.
??.clothes, huh?? Mitaka murmured.
?Clothes?? Marisa looked around. Anything to distract them from the mundane task of sorting books was worth it.
?Yeah. Your clothes aren?t exactly very outside-y at the moment.? Mitaka said. ?We?ll have to get you some new threads. Mind losing the witch?s ha?.? But before Mitaka could finish, he was already under siege from a fully blooming angry stare from the black-white witch.
?Don?t?you?dare?.? Marisa breathed, clutching her hat as if it were her life. ?This?.this is the symbol of a witch, it?s?.?
?You?re not much of a witch at the moment, though, are you?? Reimu sighed. ?Give it up.?
?NO!? Marisa made to escape, but Reimu and Suika were already in mid-tackle. ?AAAGH! NO! MY SOURCE OF POWERRRR! NOOOOO!? She moaned as Reimu ripped the rather tattered hat off her head and held it up like a bloody trophy of her triumph.
?I?m likes Samson withouts his hair ze?.? Marisa sniffed. ?Like a deflowered maidens?no, Taka-Taka, severs the connections now! I don?t want to lives on! I?.?
?Oh, stop it you three?? Mitaka sighed as the three rolled around the floor, wrestling and tickling each other. ?Alice??? He looked around, wondering why the 7-coloured magician wasn?t taking part.
She was staring down at her dolls, Shanghai and Hourai, who now lay limp and lifeless on the shelf. She was staring at them, a sad, mournful look on her face.
??don?t worry, we?ll be able to get enough mana one day to bring them back to life.? Mitaka said in an effort to comfort her.
?How would you know?!? Alice suddenly cried out, breaking into a fit of rage. ?Just now Suika tried a small spell and we all found ourselves knocking on death?s door! You?re putting all of us at risk like this! What if none of us survive?! You shouldn?t have helped me! You should have tried to help only those you had the power to help! Marisa?s right! You should sever the connection! You stupid, simple-minded, oaf of a weakling!? She shouted in his face, before getting up abruptly, bashing Mitaka?s chin with her head in her fury, winced for a few moments from the pain, before making a mad dash out the door.
??oy, lady?s man, shouldn?ts we goes after hers ze?? Marisa asked, putting her hat away in a safe corner of the room.
?I don?t know. I mean, what do I say. I?? Mitaka said from where he lay on the floor, trying to find his jaw.
?Stupid Taka!? Marisa smacked him on the head. ?I mean, if she gets too fars out of ranges, she?ll dies!?
?oh?.? Oh, Mitaka sat up upright, his face pale. ?Yes, that is a problem?.?